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Barack Obama Glass Ceiling Manufacturing Company®

Application for Employment

Q1. Gender: _____ (If you answered "female", please skip to question 6.)

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Q6. It is standard practice at the BOGCMC to pay female employees an average of $6000 less than comparable male employees. If you answered "female" to question 1, would you be willing to work for this reduced amount with the difference paid in empty promises? Y/N

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