Posted on 09/10/2008 8:15:09 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Doing well. You?
El Rushbo is talking about Obama supporting the teaching of the glories of legally sanctioned long-term homosexual fornication (there AIN”T no such animal as homosexual marriage—never has been) to children.
LIPSTICK SONGS
Benny Spellman - Lipstick Traces (On A Cigarette)
Big Joe Turner - Lipstick, Powder, And Paint
Connie Francis - Lipstick On Your Collar
Demetriss Tapp - Lipstick Paint A Smile On Me
Jayhawks with Sonny Knight - Lipstick Kisses
Jets - Lipsticks And Potions
Josie Kreuzer - Read The Lipstick On The Wall
Julius LaRosa - Lipstick And Candy And Rubbersole Shoes
O’jays - Lipstick Traces
Sonny Knight - Lipstick Kisses
Valentine & the Sweethearts - Lipstick And High Heel Shoes
(not that we would want a competent socialist either!)
Also, I don't think poking a pit bull with a stick is a good idea.
For someone who has been ridiculed by the Left for being out of touch and not knowing how to use “the Google”; McCain and his campaign have been quite adept and successful at utilizing the internet/YouTube/”new media” to get his message out.
AMEN!!! PENN STATE AND RUTGERS ARE JUST PERFECT!!!
and SCREW THE LAWYERS! LETS ELECT BUSINESS PEOPLE!
Lawyers are only for the GRUNT WORK:-)
This calls for a Paul Shanklin parody, don’t you think?
It’s interesting that Obama, Biden, and Hillary all become uncontrollable liabilities when they depart from their scripted remarks.
Great! Just busy. I swear, no one has a problem before Rush. *L* As soon as Rush hits the airwaves, in pour the problems. :)
I missed this item and thought I’d post it here just in case anyone else did, too. We need to throw all the lawyers out of the White House and the Congress.
March 17, 2008
The Lawyers’ Party By Bruce Walker
http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/03/the_lawyers_party.html
The Democratic Party has become the Lawyers’ Party. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are lawyers. Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama are lawyers. John Edwards, the other former Democrat candidate for president, is a lawyer and so is his wife Elizabeth. Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although Gore did not graduate.) Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd Benson, went to law school. Look at the Democrat Party in Congress: the Majority Leader in each house is a lawyer.
The Republican Party is different. President Bush and Vice President Cheney were not lawyers, but businessmen. The leaders of the Republican Revolution were not lawyers. Newt Gingrich was a history professor; Tom Delay was an exterminator; and Dick Armey was an economist. House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer, not a lawyer. The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.
Who was the last Republican president who was a lawyer? Gerald Ford, who left office thirty-one years ago and who barely won the Republican nomination as a sitting president, running against Ronald Reagan in 1976. The Republican Party is made up of real people doing real work. The Democratic Party is made up of lawyers. Democrats mock and scorn men who create wealth, like Bush and Cheney, or who heal the sick like Frist, or who immerse themselves in history like Gingrich.
The Lawyers’ Party sees these sorts of people, who provide goods and services that people want, as the enemies of America. And so we have seen the procession of official enemies in the eyes of the Lawyers’ Party grow. Against whom do Hillary and Obama rail? Pharmaceutical companies, oil companies, hospitals, manufacturers, fast food restaurant chains, large retail businesses, bankers and anyone producing anything of value in our nation.
This is the natural consequence of viewing everything through the eyes of lawyers. Lawyers solve problems by successfully representing their clients, in this case the American people. Lawyers seek to have new laws passed, they seek to win lawsuits, they press appellate courts to overturn precedent, and lawyers always parse language to favor their side.
Confined to the narrow practice of law, that is fine. But it is an awful way to govern a great nation. When politicians as lawyers begin to view some Americans as clients and other Americans as opposing parties, then the role of the legal system in our life becomes all consuming. Some Americans become “adverse parties” of our very government. We are not all litigants in some vast social class action suit. We are citizens of a republic which promises us a great deal of freedom from laws, from courts, and from lawyers.
Today, we are drowning in laws, we are contorted by judicial decisions, we are driven to distraction by omnipresent lawyers in all parts of our once private lives. America has a place for laws and lawyers, but that place is modest and reasonable, not vast and unchecked. When the most important decision for our next president is whom he will appoint to the Supreme Court, the role of lawyers and the law in America is too big. When lawyers use criminal prosecution as a continuation of politics by other means, as happened in the lynching of Scooter Libby and Tom Delay, then the power of lawyers in America is too great. When House Democrats sue America in order to hamstring our efforts to learn what our enemies are planning to do to use, then the role of litigation in America has become crushing.
We cannot expect the Lawyers’ Party to provide real change, real reform or real hope in America. Most Americans know that a republic in which every major government action must be blessed by nine unelected judges is not what Washington intended in 1789. Most Americans grasp that we cannot fight a war when ACLU lawsuits snap at the heels of our defenders. Most Americans intuit that more lawyers and judges will not restore declining moral values or spark the spirit of enterprise in our economy.
Perhaps Americans will understand that change cannot be brought to our nation by those lawyers who already largely dictate American society and business. Perhaps Americans will see that hope does not come from the mouths of lawyers but from personal dreams nourished by hard work. Perhaps Americans will embrace the truth that more lawyers with more power will only make our problems worse.
Caller is calling Sarah a “smelly fish” !!!!
Senator salary $180,000.00
Amtrak fare from DE to DC $1000.00 per month.
Asking a senator in a wheel chair to stand up priceless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRV5Y1JCGRI&eurl=http://rightvoices.com/2008/09/09/another-biden-blunderstand-up-chuck-and-let-em-see-you/
Election 2008 is no longer Democrat vs Republican. It’s now Fauxgressvive vs Mavericks. Things surely have changed.
Can someone tell me-— why when I open YOU TUBE —it’s in Chinese!?!?
ROFL - Seminar moron on the line! This is just too much fun.
Wow. These people are utterly and completely morally bankrupt. Pure filth.
I think this guy fooled the Screener.....
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