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To: fontoon
Okay.....Here is the scoop on the secret...

Our Marines have openly advertised they are in possession of brain implants that gives the implanted the ability to converse directly with Allah...

However, the militant islamist/terrorist who is about to be implanted, may or may not choose the size depending on circumstances and availability.

Each implant may contain precious metals such as depleted uranium, molybdenum, copper, steel, lead, phosphorus and other materials.

There is also the possibility that the recipient may suffer symptoms of high speed lead poisoning shortly after application.

The implementation procedure may not be painless since implementation may be performed from varying distances and angles.

Additionally, some procedures may be faster than others as different applicators may be chosen to insert the devices. So the implanted is advised to make no other appointments on the day of implantation.

The U.S. Marine Corps will not judge the terrorist, judgment is the sole responsibility of his or her maker. The Corps' duty is ONLY to facilitate and expedite the implantation procedure.

The Brain Implants come in various sizes, and the situation encountered with each Islamist will determine the correct size implant..


51 posted on 09/09/2008 2:55:36 PM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

LOL!

BTTT


54 posted on 09/09/2008 3:22:14 PM PDT by John Galt's cousin ("Gutsiest move I've ever seen, Mav" Top Gun, 1986)
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To: river rat

The Brain Implants come in various sizes, and the situation encountered with each Islamist will determine the correct size implant..

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Semper Fi my brother!


58 posted on 09/09/2008 10:07:09 PM PDT by TomasUSMC ( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
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