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Q: How many community organizers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Monday, September 8, 2008 | delacoert

Posted on 09/08/2008 8:52:06 PM PDT by delacoert

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1 posted on 09/08/2008 8:52:06 PM PDT by delacoert
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I’ve been having a glum evening for some stupid personal reasons, then I read your post and got a real BELLY LAUGH. Thanks bro....


2 posted on 09/08/2008 8:54:46 PM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
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A: None. They get a grant to have the light bulb changed; take their cut and pay someone else to change/not change the light bulb.AWB


3 posted on 09/08/2008 8:55:34 PM PDT by Americanwolfsbrother (I've forgotten what its like to watch the Packers without Brett Favre....)
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Obammie told Stepphie Poponopolus that he community organized by checking houses for asbestos. I wonder if that included any of Rezko's (Antoin "Tony" Rezko born 1955 in Aleppo, Syria) properties. Hmmmmmmm??
4 posted on 09/08/2008 8:56:29 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (McCain/Palin '08! Real change you won't have to "believe in." You'll be able to see it!!!)
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To: delacoert

Just one. He stands there with the bulb in his upraised hand and the world revolves around him.


5 posted on 09/08/2008 9:00:31 PM PDT by Roccus (Someday it will all make sense............maybe.)
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To: delacoert

Obama Answer: Urr , Ummm , ahhhh.... That’s above my paygrade


6 posted on 09/08/2008 9:00:53 PM PDT by TheCipher
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To: delacoert

Two.

But they have to be very small community organizers.


7 posted on 09/08/2008 9:01:42 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (The average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. - Ratatouille)
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dude! power comes from the socket. /s>


8 posted on 09/08/2008 9:02:39 PM PDT by robomatik ((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
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To: delacoert

About a dozen or so. One to screw it in and a focus group to decide how many are remaining to get a thousand points of light.


9 posted on 09/08/2008 9:03:01 PM PDT by Kevmo (Obama Birth Certificate is a Forgery. http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/certifigate/index?tab=articles)
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To: delacoert

One if it is a typical white lightbulb and two if it is a lightbulb of color.


10 posted on 09/08/2008 9:03:21 PM PDT by freespirited
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To: delacoert

There more than The One?


11 posted on 09/08/2008 9:04:19 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Real change actually changes something.)
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Fifteen.

One Community Organizer
One Grant Writer
One Grant Consultant
One Representative
One Senator
One President/Governor (Federal/State Grant)
One Foreman
One Shop Steward
One OSHA Inspector/Safety Consultant
Two Union Vertical Elevation Support Personnel to retrieve/hold ladder
One Union Incandescent Lighting Removal Technician to unscrew the bulb
One Union Incandescent Lighting Delivery Disposal Technician
One Union Incandescent Lighting Delivery Installation Technician
One Union apprentice.

12 posted on 09/08/2008 9:06:04 PM PDT by cincinnati65 (Lucky participant in 189 different Nigerian business deals......still waiting on payment.)
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“Two.

But they have to be very small community organizers.”


It took a second for that to soak in. And it’s funny as h*ll.


13 posted on 09/08/2008 9:09:35 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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A. 100,000. One to screw in the bulb and the other 99,999 to mill around Washington and keep getting counted until they’re a million man march.


14 posted on 09/08/2008 9:09:51 PM PDT by delacoert
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Two: One Axelrod to start the spin and one fool to be the light.


15 posted on 09/08/2008 9:18:02 PM PDT by jonrick46
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Screw in a light bulb? Do you have a problem with darkness? Racist! RACIST! (now give me $100,000 to go away or The Justice Brothers will be here next week).
16 posted on 09/08/2008 9:21:33 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Whale oil: the renewable biofuel for the 21st century.)
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To: delacoert

None. They’re all out with their ACORN buddies signing up Rocky & Bullwinkle to vote. Who needs any light on the situation.


17 posted on 09/08/2008 9:25:01 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: cincinnati65

Fifteen.

One Community Organizer
One Grant Writer
One Grant Consultant
One Representative
One Senator
One President/Governor (Federal/State Grant)
One Foreman
One Shop Steward
One OSHA Inspector/Safety Consultant
Two Union Vertical Elevation Support Personnel to retrieve/hold ladder
One Union Incandescent Lighting Removal Technician to unscrew the bulb
One Union Incandescent Lighting Delivery Disposal Technician
One Union Incandescent Lighting Delivery Installation Technician
One Union apprentice.

Then they found out it was a CFC bulb ....


18 posted on 09/08/2008 9:50:58 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Roccus

We gave a winner.


19 posted on 09/08/2008 9:52:24 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Roccus

We have a winner.


20 posted on 09/08/2008 9:52:50 PM PDT by eddie willers
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