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[Sarah Palin] The dominatrix (How low can they go?)
Salon ^ | September 9, 2008 | Gary Kamiya

Posted on 09/08/2008 7:47:27 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Sarah Palin is trying to seduce independent voters. But she comes across like a whip-wielding mistress who wants to discipline a naughty America.

Sarah Palin has thrown a big-time scare into Democrats. The GOP ticket received a huge bounce after the convention, according to a USA Today/Gallup poll, and McCain now leads Obama among registered voters, 50 percent to 46 percent. And it's mostly Palin's doing. The "elite media" that Palin and her fellow Republicans so lovingly excoriated in St. Paul, Minn., is reporting that her entrance into the race may have put crucial states like Ohio in play. The tough-talking, gun-toting "hockey mom" who believes that America's wars are God's will has fired up social conservatives, restarted the culture wars so beloved of Republicans, and shifted the election from being about issues into a personality contest.

Post-convention polls are highly unreliable. But the same Democrats who were crowing with glee a week ago about McCain's off-the-wall choice are suddenly panicking. And you can't blame them. Four years after Americans looked at the first term of the worst president in modern history and decided they liked what they saw well enough to sign up for four more years, it's all too plausible that just when victory is in sight, the most crucial election of our time could be tipped by the 11th-hour appearance of a slick, unqualified, right-wing extremist and religious zealot in designer glasses.

Call it Moose ex Machina.

Republican strategists have made it clear that the GOP's only chance to win is by reframing the election as a battle of images. And right now, Palin is the pinup queen in that war. She's feisty, she's a mom, she's from a frontier state, she guns down wolves from the air, she's a devout Evangelical, she poses as a reformer, and she insults the Washington elites.

And large numbers of Americans think she's hot.

This latter point cannot be underestimated. Iraq may be a quagmire, a new cold war may be looming, the economy may be tanking and the world may be heading toward environmental doom, but the presidential race may be decided by the perceived doability of the governor of Alaska.

Looks have always played a major role in politics. Nixon lost the famous 1960 debate to JFK because he looked sweaty and devious and, well, like Nixon. John Kerry's resemblance to Lurch, the Addams family butler, probably did not help him. And Palin's perceived babaliciousness, as much as her considerable ability to wield a political hatchet, has brought a spark to the moribund Republican ticket.

Never mind that Palin's absurdly ballyhooed speech at the convention was just a recitation of familiar GOP culture-war clichés, with a disgraceful swipe at "community organizers" thrown in. (Odd -- I thought "big government"-hating Republicans believed in altruism, individual initiative and charity. But apparently they believe in nothing except demonizing their opponents.) Never mind that she is grossly unprepared to be president and was obviously brought in to appeal to women who will supposedly vote gender over issues, and to wield a hatchet in the great veep tradition of Spiro Agnew. Never mind that her claim to be a reformer is about as convincing as the GOP's bogus assertion that she stopped the Bridge to Nowhere.

Never mind that on the issues, Palin and McCain are indistinguishable from George W. Bush. Never mind that the GOP's policies have failed and its ideology is incoherent. Never mind that McCain's speech at the convention was pathetically empty, little more than a display of his torture scars and a bombastic promise to "fight" the very practices he has happily supported as a loyal GOP foot soldier.

No, none of that matters. Because Palin's a woman, and even more, a babe, suddenly she and her party have been magically transformed into fresh-faced reformers. Like Kafka's "Metamorphosis" in reverse, the giant, hideous beetle that was the GOP has suddenly been reborn as a vigorous youth -- one that even claims to be a "maverick."

At a conscious level, the Republican duo are masquerading as reformers who will "clean up Washington." But their unconscious appeal may be more important. By choosing Palin, McCain and the GOP have elbowed the Democrats off the dance floor. In a bizarre turnaround, the uptight Republicans are suddenly the party of sex, women, fun. They're all about spontaneity, bucking convention, letting their freak flags fly. If it feels good, do it! Let Mr. Dignified, Obama, drone on about the economy or the resurgence of the Taliban or whatever boring downer of a subject he wants to lecture us on. Let that long-winded Joe Biden carry us back to that Poli Sci 201 class we fell asleep in. Hey, did you check out Palin's rack? It's party time in America!

It's no use complaining that none of this is fair. It's no use pointing out that the buy-in for the honorable title "maverick" has never been so low, that a born-again Christian ROTC trainee and part-time narc wearing a hippie wig deserves the M-word more than McCain or Palin. The GOP is working the id and the gonads. Let the Democrats appeal to reason -- the Grand Old Party is casting its lot with drives located deeper within America's collective reptilian brain.

Right now, Palin has Democrats quaking in their boots -- and with good reason. But all hope isn't lost. For even if this election turns out to be a referendum on the national libido, Palin may scare off more voters than she attracts.

Because to anyone who isn't a true believer, Palin comes across not as a fantasy pinup, but as a dominatrix. And the S/M demographic isn't going to put the Republicans over the top in the swing states.

For the die-hard Republicans who lusted over Palin at the convention, her whip-wielding persona was a turn-on. You could practically feel the crowd getting a collective woody as Palin bent Obama and the Democrats over, shoved a leather gag in their mouths and flogged them as un-American wimps, appeasers and losers. "Drill, baby, drill!" the chant ecstatically repeated by the GOP faithful during Rudy Giuliani's speech, acquired a distinctly Freudian subtext after Palin spoke. The more Palin drilled the Democrats, the more hotly the base yearned to drill her. (We will leave it to shrinks to determine whether the GOP hardcore has the hots for Palin because she's reaming the Democrats, or because authority-worshippers tend to have secret fantasies of being reamed themselves.)

The problem for the GOP, however, is that for independents, Palin comes across as someone who's going to drill them. Strict biblical literalism, trying to ban books, denying human responsibility for global warming and launching nasty vendettas against foes may put lead in the pencil of unreconstructed Bush supporters, but for those who haven't already signed up for the extreme GOP agenda, they're about as seductive as a great white shark in Victoria's Secret lingerie.

Palin was brought in to appeal to women and to independent, socially conservative voters in small towns. But aside from the crude fact of her gender, she has nothing to offer women who don't share her out-of-the-mainstream cultural values. Palin's opposition to abortion is so extreme that she refuses to even make an exception in cases of rape or incest. She sees nothing wrong with Guantánamo, the Bush administration's Big Brother-esque "Protect America Act" and the gutting of habeas corpus. She praises altruism and selflessness, except when Democrats do it (or it involves helping poor black people). She believes that God is constantly intervening in her daily life. These aren't "traditional values" -- they're radical ones. They worked for George W. Bush, but times have changed -- McCain/Palin can't win just with a base of hardcore Republicans and religious fanatics. They need the independents. And Palin's image as a maverick may pull some independents in, but that image is like a rub-on tattoo -- it won't last long.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Alaska
KEYWORDS: cliches; demmeltdown; dempanic; demsgoingape; election; electionpresident; elections; environment; mccain; mccainpalin; palin; palinattacks; palinping; propagandawingofdnc; sarahcuda; sarahpalin; smearcampaign; stalinisttactics; wussyliberals; yellowjournalism
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
This is drivel on a moose scale. Sickening piles of it slopping down in steamy streams. I hope the blowback sends it all back on Salon's face.
121 posted on 09/08/2008 10:09:08 PM PDT by jonrick46
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The more frosted the flake, the longer it takes to flit to the point...


122 posted on 09/08/2008 10:12:48 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Did you read the comments on this article? They are peeing in their Collectivist panties over at Salon.


124 posted on 09/08/2008 10:27:15 PM PDT by ponygirl
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To: ponygirl

Not until your heads up. OMG, that is FUNNY! BTW, what did I miss in the post after yours?


125 posted on 09/08/2008 10:39:45 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Barack Obama: In Error and arrogant -- he's errogant!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Democrat/Lib/Feminist Press can't deal with a Real Woman.

Sissies.

126 posted on 09/08/2008 10:44:25 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
This article is, quite frankly, an embarrassment to the human species. Whoever penned this amateurish, neurosis laden, girly man manifesto needs to surrender his remaining XY chromosomes immediately to the nearest authorities.

There's no surer way to turn adult males into melodramatic, jellyfish-wristed fop than a lifetime of liberalism. It's like testicular Kryptonite. "Too much.. estrogen ... Powers... weaking.... Can't... stand up.. to pee..."

127 posted on 09/08/2008 11:00:45 PM PDT by Steel Wolf (The diamonds in Sarah Palin's earrings were crushed with her very hands.)
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To: ponygirl

Check this one out:

Stupid Sexist Salon

You just can’t stop the sexism, can you, Kamiya? You’re not doing your candidate any favors. At this point, I don’t care what her views are, I am so sick of the misogyny in this campaign that I am willing to vote for her just to piss you boys off. Think I’m the only one? We’ll see on November 4.

— chrisss


128 posted on 09/08/2008 11:37:53 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Barack Obama: In Error and arrogant -- he's errogant!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Because Palin's a woman, and even more, a babe, suddenly she and her party have been magically transformed into fresh-faced reformers. Like Kafka's "Metamorphosis" in reverse, the giant, hideous beetle that was the GOP has suddenly been reborn as a vigorous youth -- one that even claims to be a "maverick." At a conscious level, the Republican duo are masquerading as reformers who will "clean up Washington." But their unconscious appeal may be more important. By choosing Palin, McCain and the GOP have elbowed the Democrats off the dance floor. In a bizarre turnaround, the uptight Republicans are suddenly the party of sex, women, fun. They're all about spontaneity, bucking convention, letting their freak flags fly. If it feels good, do it! Let Mr. Dignified, Obama, drone on about the economy or the resurgence of the Taliban or whatever boring downer of a subject he wants to lecture us on. Let that long-winded Joe Biden carry us back to that Poli Sci 201 class we fell asleep in. Hey, did you check out Palin's rack? It's party time in America!

Boy. How should we describe this writer?

Well, let's just say that McCain picked some "hot" VP guy & this writer rambled on & on in a similar verbiage tone. What might we conclude then?

Well, I think the Freudian psychologists among us would be unanimous that he's suffering from a deeply disturbing type of GOP penis envy!

129 posted on 09/09/2008 12:23:45 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Disagree about the facts or the issues? Make your case. That’s not what this is. Something that people who do this kind of thing should think about: “Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. I will repay.”


130 posted on 09/09/2008 12:34:54 AM PDT by 185JHP ( "The thing thou purposest shall come to pass: And over all thy ways the light shall shine.")
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To: 185JHP; 2ndDivisionVet

“...she has nothing to offer women who don’t share her out-of-the-mainstream cultural values.”

I love it when Liberals get this wrong as they sit in their plastic bubbles. I’m reminded of Nixon with his “Silent Majority”. Except once again it isn’t silent.

I had posted about wearing my old “Nixon - Now More than Ever” button. I guess someone heard. The best part is, Palin is way better than Nixon in so many ways!


131 posted on 09/09/2008 12:48:31 AM PDT by 21twelve (Don't wish for peace. Pray for Victory.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
If I sat down to write a parody of all the inane, effete, elitist chiches leftwing screechers have been puking out in the past week or so, I couldn't have done a better job than this dufus.
132 posted on 09/09/2008 12:56:01 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Governor Palin, reminding some that she resembles a naughty librarian and for others a “whip-weilding dominatrix” just demonstrates just how morally bankrupt this country is.


133 posted on 09/09/2008 1:53:08 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The left is obsessed with their gonads


134 posted on 09/09/2008 2:00:52 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It's a bit ironic that the more the liberals attack her and her family and fabricate stories which are exposed as false the more people are rejecting Obama and switching. In the last week I've had several otherwise Obama leaning people tell me they're for Palin BECAUSE of the liberal attacks. But the libs just can't help themselves...politics of personal destruction is all they know.
135 posted on 09/09/2008 2:23:15 AM PDT by highlander_UW (In addition to being able to field dress a moose, Gov. Palin can field dress a donkey too!)
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To: Beagle8U

>>They are in meltdown over at the DUck pen.<<

I’m not surprised, since so many left wing writers have gone completely ape-sh**. Yes, even the ones who at least used to know how to write are spouting literary excrement.


136 posted on 09/09/2008 3:11:20 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (I want to "Buy American" but the only things for sale made in the USA are politicians)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
PROGRESS!!!! Does anyone remember how many Thacher/Dominatrix comparisons there used to be across the pond?
137 posted on 09/09/2008 7:18:12 AM PDT by pollwatcher (Palin was put on this earth to do two things: kill caribou and kick butt. She's all out of caribou.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I'm laughing my arse off! The party of porn is accusing the party of traditional values of being into S&M... yeah - the ones feeling the lash of whips and chains are the liberals!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

138 posted on 09/09/2008 7:38:21 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Westbrook
Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it

Exponentially. We just had our fourth last week..

139 posted on 09/09/2008 7:43:51 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Drill Now, Vote Nobama, and Oust the Third World Democrat Congress)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Run away girls, run away.


140 posted on 09/09/2008 10:58:51 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (Burn Hollywood, Burn! I feel a backlash going on.)
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