[Para-Ord.45]

We are ‘ALL GONNA DIE’ again?

[Brilliant]

They spent so much money on this accelerator that there is no way they can get away without claiming that they discovered the Higgs Boson. They have a vested interest in making sure that they “discover” the Higgs, either by hook or crook.

[The_Reader_David]

Welshman, eh? Too bad they built it in Geneva instead of Cardiff.

[mikey_hates_everything]

The only way Obama won’t lose—Earth destroyed.

[Chode]

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Shrug. As long as it eats France first.

[12chachacha]

“But Dr Evans, the leader of the project, who has devoted 14 years of his life to building the vast particle accelerator, is dismissive of the doom-mongers.

In fact, he is so relaxed about the project, he even wears shorts to work”.

O.K., if he is wearing shorts to work then there is nothing to worry about here people.

[Boagenes]

Four years, December, 2012, the world is supposed to end. This critic says four years we see light beams coming out of the Indian Ocean after a quasar forms in the center of the planet. Coincidence?

[yazoo]

This could move global warming off the front page.

[mmichaels1970]

Prof Rossler said that as the spinning-top-like quasar devoured the world from within, the two jets emanating from it would grow and catastrophes such as earthquakes and tsunamis would occur at the points they emerged from the Earth.

‘The weather will change completely, wiping out life, and very soon the whole planet will be eaten in a magnificent scenario – if you could watch it from the moon. A Biblical Armageddon. Even cloud and fire will form, as it says in the Bible.’

Wow! Makes "greenhouse gasses" and CO2 look pretty lame.

[Rinnwald]

Armageddon-interruptus.

My local newspaper says that the collider will be fired up Wednesday to test the magnets only. Particle streams will be shot in one direction and then the other. Actual collisions won’t occur for about a month.

[calex59]

If that is this wednesday, I can’t make it, I have an appointment. However, next week would be could for a world ending, I am not booked for anything, and the plus side is, we won’t ever have to worry about Obamaosama being President! Always a silver lining in there.

[isom35]

wall street journal headline:

world to end wednesday, stock market expected to take a hit

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have a Trig Test on Friday.

Perfect timing!

[decal]

“Dr Lyn Evans, who has been dubbed Evans the Atom...”

Perhaps he lives by Ffynnon Garw now:

“For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time, there's an extraordinary shortage of last names in Wales. Almost everyone seems to be a Williams, a Jones, or an Evans. To avoid widespread confusion, Welsh people often add an occupation to a name. For example, there was Williams the Petroleum, and Williams the Death. There was Jones the Bottle, and Jones the Prize Cabbage... which described his hobby and his personality. Evans the Bacon, and Evans the End of the World...”