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FRESNO -- A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to,,,

Sorry, I thought this story was going somewhere else.

I do remember a woman who killed her hubby with a frozen salmon.

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I do remember a woman who killed her hubby with a frozen salmon.

Hmmmmm.

Do I go with Douglas Adams and make a reference to A Salmon of Doubt, or do I stick with Monty Python, and assert that "Wait a minute, I didn't have the salmon loaf!"