If Levi Johnston, Bristol's intended, decides to support his new charge rather than complete college, he can expect to lose over $1 million in earnings over his working life. For Bristol, the choice of bypassing college will drop her lifetime income by 40 percent. And about 85 percent of teen mothers who marry between their baby's conception and birth will not return to school within six months. Therefore: Kill the baby (quickly) so these two teens can go to government schools )get an indoctrination (er, education) and buy more video games and Ipods and fast cars.