Posted on 09/07/2008 10:56:30 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER
Sarah Palin wowed a small Town Hall crowd in Chicago's south side today, with the following scary speech:
"I want you all to know that this is going to be a brutal campaign. My opponents and their media enablers, will pull out all the cards in the deck to demonize me, and more important, TO SCARE YOU.
They will tell you that I don't 'look like a normal Vice President".
They will tell you that I don't eat arugula and tofu, but instead, that I kill, field dress and eat, endangered, cute and defenseless animals.
They will tell you that I'll make all your children learn how to handle a firearm and then use it to put food on your tables, when food stamps are much easier. That your children's knowledge of firearms can be used to, God Forbid, defend your home.
They will tell you that I will force your children to attend church and speak in tongues and your schools to teach creationism.
They will tell you women that I will not be allowed to have a career and be a mother, when they've been preaching that for decades, that just because I use the same restroom as them that I don't belong to 'THEIR CLUB', because I don't 'THINK LIKE THEY DEMAND'.
They will tell you that I didn't put the executive jet for the Alaska Governor on EBAY, as they and their liberal gazillionaire supporters fly all over in 'THEIR EXECUTIVE' jets.
They will tell you that I intend to steal money away from the best money-manager in history, the US government, by....CUTTING TAXES.
They will tell you that because my son is in the service of this country and because John McCain's sons do the same, that I will let your children make their own choice about that issue rather than guilt tripping them with speeches or bribing them with scholarships into joining the "Peace Corp" and "Obama's Community Organizers" or whatever their glorious plan is to improve our country, rather than defend it.
And last but not least, they will tell you that unlike Clinton, Ferraro, Pelosi, Boxer and others, I would not look good on the currency of these United States.
My rant for the day
If so, then WOW!
Fixed it for you.
Good one! Should be on Scrappleface!
They will tell you that I and my husband are not normal, because we actually ENJOY sex.
Well done, Bob. Bravo! I intend to link to this over on my blog, if you don’t mind.
www.whenwearequeen.squarespace.com
Feel free...........
You got me on that one!!! I was thinking Sarah really said those things and as I read I kept smiling and smiling!!:)
Good stuff.
Good job Bob Lee!!!!
Beautiful....his ‘presents’ were obviously not needed.
You really had me going there for a minute.
My latest blog post is an open request to the McCain campaign to “unleash” Palin and let her “have at it”.
YZ
I like to rate vanity posts on a scale of 1-10. I rate yours about 7.5 (That is my highest - by far - rating so far)
This weeks frustrations are now over, having leaked them out in this writing.
This is so like our in-your-face/Democrat-Liberal rhetoric cutting Sarah would say, and could say with her lipstick on and with a smile. Oh, that this speech were true. Because, it is true what they will try to say about her. You should send this to the McCain campaign HQ. They will get a chuckle, too...but Sarah just might like it even more. Good one!
ROFLMAO. I normally don't like vanity posts all that much, but I just had to do this one. Too much fun poking the stick in the liberal eye. I'll take yer 7,5 rating all day and thanks.
I wish it were, but alas,it is merely my political frustrations bleeding out on the computer screen.
OK, so it was “Fake, but accurate”! I can live with that! ;-)
If Palin had really said anything close, anywhere near the South side of Chicago, she, her secret service agents and thousands of others would have died in the riots.
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