[BenLurkin]

“sophisticated climate chemistry models have shown that the (Montreal) Protocol has done much more than rescue the planet from sunburn.”

Oh goody.

Can I pay more thaxes?

[ConservativeMind]

I created a sophisticated computer model based on information from World War I and II, the Cold War, through today, and I found that if I hadn't blown my nose three times on Jan 28, 1977, we would have had over 1,352 nuclear bombs detonated around the world, with three accidentally detonating within their silos without having been fully launched.

My model was unable to determine whose nuclear missiles had mistakenly gone off. However, Nature is reviewing my paper on the matter and I expect it will be a major news article in two months, once published.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Question.
“ extrapolated the chlorine numbers from fifty years ago, before satellites were available to measure that stuff.”
Was there abdo-lutely no way of making those measurements in the 1960s?

[Jim Noble]

I just bought a new Suburban, so everyone can relax.

The glaciers have been put off another 25 years.

[oh8eleven]

I surfed onto a Discovery Channel show last week and at first I thought it was a joke. It wasn't ...
"Wrapping Greenland - Dr. Jason Box, a glaciologist from Ohio State University, is on a mission to prevent glaciers from melting by covering them with blankets that will reflect the powerful rays of the sun."
After reading the descriptions of a few more shows listed on their website, it's obvious they need to change their name to The Chicken Little Channel:

• Greenland is melting. Find out why and what it means for the planet.
• Pesticides, heavy metals and other airborne contaminants are raining down on national parks across the West and Alaska.
• The icy north is disappearing faster than ever, report scientists.
• America's crown jewels are facing threats from human activity as never before.

[sionnsar]

Heard this garbage at a green buildings conference earlier this year. Several people got up and walked out on the *keynote* speaker.

[neverdem]

Numerous Undiscovered Gene Alterations In Pancreatic And Brain Cancers Revealed

Jews and Their DNA

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ah, the joys of modeling...

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[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

From Lomborg’s article: “no one in the electorate wants to pay £2, £3 or even £4 for a litre of petrol.”

Translation: “no one in the electorate wants to pay $13.80, $20.70 or even $27.65 for a gallon of gas.”

Lomborg’s probably right.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks neverdem.

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[ForGod'sSake]

In addition to us all jumping into mass transit cattle cars or walking, or riding a bicycle to work, or hugging the nearest tree, or saving the wetlands for, well, whatever pees and poops in wetlands; the same folks that brought us the globull warming hysteria have offered up some more elaborate solutions; to wit:

I know it gives me the warm and fuzzies just knowing these people are on the case...