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And do just as much not to pay attention to her. Even if she pulls out her breast pump during commercials, keep your eyes glazed over on the middle distance. No compliments. Don't say you like her shoes. Just the facts, Joe.
You will need to match Palin point for point in the blue-collar-off. If she invokes her sister's gas station, bring up your cousin's Laundromat. (Try to locate one in the coming days, if you aren't in possession of one already). If she mentions the threshers, you need to see her the threshers and raise her the bailers. If she mentions the Washington media elite that hate her, you can truthfully tell her they've been calling you a blowhard for decades.

Caution: Sarah Palin is funny. And it's the kind of jeering Ann Coulter-funny that's assuredly going to irritate the heck out of you. She'll suggest you are a coward and unpatriotic and also (heh heh) that you are corrupt and dishonest. Keep your poker face. . . Poker face when she says she has plans to sell Barack Obama's next celebrity memoir on eBay and give all the money to special-needs children. Don't lunge (a la Lazio).

I don't like the author's attitude. But there are some funny stuff here.

"you can truthfully tell her they've been calling you a blowhard for decades."

ROFLMAO!! And Sarah can truthfully reply that even the biased MSM is right on target sometimes!

No, I think Joe will have enough sense to stay away from that kind of statement.....

If she mentions the Washington media elite that hate her, you can truthfully tell her they've been calling you a blowhard for decades.

Hating is all right, as long as they respect you. Calling you a blowhard says they have contempt for you.