[Cementjungle]

(OK, the radio host was Rush...as I heard on 1400AM in Columbia, MO while grunting and sweating during a repair on my mole and crab-grass ravaged lawn!!!)

Wanna borrow my cat? Every day for the last week she has been waking me up in the morning with the sound of bones crunching as she sits under our bed and eats her daily mole catch.

[VOA]

Wanna borrow my cat? Every day for the last week she has been waking
me up in the morning with the sound of bones crunching as she
sits under our bed and eats her daily mole catch.

Thanks for the suggestion.
I'm mostly a dog-person, but might consider a cat.
(they seem to like me even more than I like them!!!)

When the series "Verminators" was running on The Discovery Channel,
I prayed they'd do a show on wiping out some nest of the most
foul lawn destructors...MOLES.

Sadly I didn't see all the episodes and the website of the company in
the show only mentions rats and gophers.

I have to live with my limited success for now.
I have driven those B@$tard moles from undermining my house's
foundation and wintering under a porch.

And as long as I draw breath, those b@$tards are gonna' winter somewhere else!!!