Posted on 09/04/2008 7:43:36 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
The USS Sarah Palin steamed toward the Peoples Republic of Obama ejecting his media army from its entrenchments. As the McCain brigade moved forward, the media, with bloodied ears and long faces dropped their weapons and moved towards them waving a white flag, bringing to mind the first Iraq War as the elite Iraqi Republican Guard attempted to surrender to a once loyal American Media. Well, as Col.Jessup says, "Speak softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say."
Arrangements are being made, as we report for the representatives of the Peoples Republic of Obama to sign an unconditional surrender on board the USS Sarah Palin. Teddy Roosevelt would have been proud.
Palin? Obama is pale in comparison.
There are a lot of scurrying Rats this morning. All of them with high pitched whining.
BEST HEADLINE OF THE DAY.
“Bring the guns up to the deck. Load with grapeshot!”
LOL
Deport the enemy to Greenland. They will be safer there from Global Warming.
TS - I agree! After the events of this past week - I WISH NOTHING MORE - than a “SCORCHED EARTH” campaign against these RATS/LIB MEDIA all through NOV.
Show no mercy. Take no prisoners. NO ONE. Absolutely no one, is left standing!
McCAIN - PALIN immiate SHERMAN / PATTON !!!!
TS - I agree! After the events of this past week - I WISH NOTHING MORE - than a “SCORCHED EARTH” campaign against these RATS/LIB MEDIA all through NOV.
Show no mercy. Take no prisoners. NO ONE. Absolutely no one, is left standing!
McCAIN - PALIN immitate SHERMAN / PATTON !!!!
I love that smell. That burning DBM smell. Nothing else smells like that.
Smells like victory.
I remarked in conversation yesterday that Palin was the modern, female Teddy Roosevelt; pro-America, anti-machine politician, and utterly unafraid of conflict with anyone. She is intelligent, tough, ambitious, and as inspirational as Roosevelt, with the ability to understand, communicate with and relate to the American people. She’s a hunter, fisherman, outdoorsman and conservationist, as TR was.
Moreover, her political enemies are completely afraid of her... just like Roosevelt’s were.
The year - 2012. Palin for President. Cyborg for Vice President.
Smells like smoldering horse sh*t to me.
...a "priceless" moment indeed!
It smells like.....VICTORY.
On why she is going to Washington, D.C.:
“I’m not a member of the permanent political establishment. And I’ve learned quickly, these past few days, that if you’re not a member in good standing of the Washington elite, then some in the media consider a candidate unqualified for that reason alone. But here’s a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I’m not going to Washington to seek their good opinion - I’m going to Washington to serve the people of this country.”
Mere mention of my name will send the rats scrambling!
Good writing. Sarah Conner would be proud.
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Here’s how I’ve been bumping Palin/Obama threads.
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.”
“Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming for The Hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, I’m coming for the truth
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas,
It’s plain for all to see.
I aim to be the next Buckhead;
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose.
The Guvnor’s family ate it up
And then they set it loose.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns,
and Trigonometry.
The media will jump the shark
When Juan makes history.
Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls
So controversially,
And Berg will knock Obama down
With friends of Hillary.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then I’ll look all ‘round,
And when I find his birth record,
I’ll fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeper’ll surely die,
And when I’m dead and buried,
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee
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We've all seen it now. Enough is enough.
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