Posted on 09/02/2008 8:16:22 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You sure assume, I support Spears, I didn’t like the Ellerbee tome about it though.
Let’s get real then.
Are there teenagers getting pregnant in America?
How long has it been going on?
What’s the odds of a child surviving today versus twenty years ago?
What is the responsible way to deal with it?
How many babies have you had?
How many abortions have you had?
If you’re a man...
How many of your children did you raise?
How many abortions did you pay for, or the woman paid for that were yours?
and casually strolled in.....walked over to the main desk(no one at the desk) and left the paper and casually walked out. LOL!
You are a internet bully.
Yep, great call, she had an instant connection with Palin, also Limbaugh mentioned confidence, Obama seemed fake with his angry speech last week.
I noticed your tag line so thought you might like Bill Kristol’s latest post on Weekly Standard blog:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/
McCain aides whose judgment I trust are impressed by Sarah Palin. One was particularly amused by this exchange: A nervous young McCain staffer took it upon himself to explain to Palin the facts of life in a national campaign, the intense scrutiny she’d be under from the media, the viciousness of the assault that she’d be facing, etc.:
Palin: “Thanks for the warning. By the way, do you know what they say the difference is between a hockey mom and a Pit Bull?”
McCain aide: “No, Governor.”
Palin: “A hockey mom wears lipstick.”
lol
Hehehe
That was so funny when Geraldo stepped on his Johnson.
You are boring.
“P. Diddy is the spokesman for BURGER KING.
Burger King has a commercial where people are excited just because....”
people are “reverse pick pocketing” or “putting money in your pockets.” Precisely what P. Diddy is hoping for, the feds to do some reverse pick pocketing. The problem is that he forgets that pick pocketing has to occure with one party, to reverse pick pocketing to others.
Well done, Fawn! I should get some of those and put them under the windshield wipers of any parked cars I see with an Obama bumper sticker.
Now THAT'S funny! =)
Rush might not want to embarrass the reporter but I will. It was Geraldo Rivera. It was shameless. I think he knew what was going on but acted like he didn’t for the cameras.
No worries. I just wanted to make sure my position was clear. Any “shame” or “embarrassment” the family MAY have initially felt should be replaced with pride in their daughter taking responsibility now.
My sister and brother-in-law were great parents and are still happily married today, 26 years later.
LOL
‘The only voices against Sarah Palin are these effeminate men talking to you while they are sitting there getting their manicures’
I read that.
No more pantsuits either. LOL!
Vice President is President of the Senate
I wonder if she would buck the tradition of the V.P. staying out of Senate matters.
Under the original code of Senate rules, the presiding officer exercised great power over the conduct of the bodys proceedings. Rule XVI provided that every question of order shall be decided by the President [of the Senate], without debate; but if there be a doubt in his mind, he may call for a sense of the Senate. Thus, contrary to later practice, the presiding officer was the sole judge of proper procedure and his rulings could not be turned aside by the full Senate without his assent.
http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/common/briefing/Vice_President.htm
Maybe she would do a little cleaning up there as well. :D
“Is that a person? Yes, it’s a person! Right there...a person in the water! He’s in the water! He’s trying to swim! Is that a rope? They’re saving him!”
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