Well let's see...I've been married to the same woman for 24 years and have never cheated on her. I have a seventeen year old daughter who isn't pregnant, and who will be going on to college after high school instead of getting married. I don't think any of that makes me perfect, but obviously it wouldn't help me fit in on the current Republican ticket.
And you really think it isn't at all possible for her to find herself in Bristol's position? You exercise that much control over her 24/7? Well good for you, SuperDad.