Subj: Sarah Palin Facts: Little Known Facts About The Alaska Governor
Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is not affected by global warming, evolution or gravity.
Little known Fact: Sarah Palin can shoot a deer with her bare hands.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin shot Bambi's mother. And ate her. YUMMY!
Little known Fact: Sarah Palin eats moose. Preferably live.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's hair has its own press secretary.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is so HOT that God had to send a hurricane to cool America off
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
MORE FACTS:
Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's image already appears on the newer nickels
Sarah Palin's enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in a charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
Sarah Palin has asked the CIA to investigate, find and dispatch the person who started Little Known Facts (I'm hoping this isn't true)