[edpc]

Joe Biden has been making much of having spent the first ten years of his life in Scranton....

I don't even buy that. He's such a d*ck, he had to be living right next to Scrotum, PA.

[NoCmpromiz]

...had to be living right next to Scrotum, PA.

Lets see... that would be exit 298 off of I-80, right?

Oh, sorry... That's SCOTRUN, PA at exit 298...

Glimpsing the sign as you pass by at 65 mph makes for interesting mis-reads...