Democrat National Convention: Twenty Dem Convention Jokes

DBKP ^ | August 26, 2008 | Mondoreb

[mondoreb]

Ten Jokes from the 2008 Democrat Convention
Ten from the 2004 Convention

Hillary;s about to speak at the 2008 DemConvo. With that in mind, we now present 20 Democrat Convention jokes.

"The theme of the Democratic Convention is unity. Unfortunately they can't agree on how that works." --David Letterman

"Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will not be going to the Dem convo, yeah, having some problems. As you know he originally got in trouble for allegedly having an affair and lying about it, to which John Edwards said, 'That's illegal?'" --Jay Leno

"This Thursday, Barack Obama is gonna give his acceptance speech, and reportedly it's going to include performances by Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. And they say Obama's not black enough!" --Conan O'Brien

"Of course, Obama's supporters got him his usual birthday gift of gold, frankincense and myrrh." --Jay Leno

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"Well you know at the Democratic Convention this week in Denver, both Bill and Hillary will be speaking. Not to each other, of course." --Jay Leno

"Joe Biden is Barack Obama's running mate. Yeah nothing says change like a guy who's been in the Senate for 35 years" --David Letterman

"As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for the Iraq War, and said Barack Obama did not have the experience to be president. I'm sorry, that's our intro for next week when Joe Biden is on, I got confused." --Jay Leno

"Yeah, the Democratic Convention is in Denver, and security is tight out there, it is very tight, it's tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face." --David Letterman

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[mondoreb]

After Hillary's speech, some humor may be called for--and not everyone can wait until Bill's speech tomorrow night.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

“’The theme of the Democratic Convention is unity. Unfortunately they can’t agree on how that works.’ —David Letterman”

Oh, Dave, stop! You’re killing me! And they say you’re just a Dem shill.

[mondoreb]

Compared to the running commentary, some of these look like comic geniuses...hahaha....

I liked the one about John Kerry in 2004: He accepted the Dem nomination and it was the first time he said “I do” and didn’t get any money out of it”.

Thanks for the comment.

[Beowulf9]

these are pretty funny:)