"Barack said that I could have the afternoon off after that big speech."
Posted on 08/25/2008 8:26:43 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Biden ran out of gas long ago. He’d be no help.
winnnnnnieeeee!
The media should ask a Democrat if they support abortion for a normal, healthy pregnancy?
Rush just said that Biden was picked to get the white men vote. Was he serious? Can’t be. But if so then Obama would have been better off picking Homer Simpson.
Really !?!?! Biblical huh?
I wasn't online, but another FReeper said it was.
My boat has a radio in it!! I have a glove compartment to keep my cell phone in it. See you later....
Rush, Rush, Rush......a “doctor” of the Catholic church refers to our Saints.....St. Augustine is a “doctor” of the church.......it does not refer to medical doctors. I sincerly doubt that St. Augustine said life begins a three months after conception. The Cathoic church does not even allow artificial birth contol - from that I assume that it means even the sperm and the egg are alive.
Token Joe
I’ll be watching DWTS for Kim, Brooke and Missy shakin’ their moneymakers.
Not sure I want to see Frau Blucher shakin’ hers.
Now that Ms Haugh has a country career will she be back?
FR tanked last night.
It’s still limping
Fastest unbanning EVAR!
Thanks, good to know. I’ll check it when I get home. (works fine here at work)
I happened to mention to my liberal co-worker Rush’s speculation that Michelle O might be pregnant, and she brought up an interesting parallel.
Jackie Kennedy was pregnant when JFK was elected. I wouldn’t put it past the Obama team to have her deliberately get pregnant at this time to try to recreate the Camelot mistique.
This pic brings up an interesting question. How many Democrats Abroad delegates are ex-Gitmo detainees?
Hmmmm...Interesting.
I find thinks slower at work due to the megafirewall
I had that same thought when I first heard it mentioned.
GMTA
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