[Lacey]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumbass put him up here to begin with.'

[LibertyRocks]

Watching the BBC World News Coverage of the Convention on PBS... One female reporter said that a democrat told her their party has a habit of getting wrapped up in fear and psychosis! LOL So TRUE!

Now they have Madeleine Albright being interviewed. Talking about the disarray of the party. This reporter is good - well, asking good questions at least. Albright’s answers are pretty standard - “Hillary will do a lot to heal the rift”...

LOL Reporter: “He’s already been campaigning for 17 months and the American people don’t know him???” ROFL... This is rich.

[LibertyRocks]

ROFL... I’m going to have to remember that one. :)