[NonValueAdded]

Looks like I'll be mercifully away from my TV when The Swimmer's "tribute" runs. If anyone wants to pick up my fumble from post #115 and run A Tribute to Mary Jo Kopechne when the Swimmer is on, that would be more than fitting. See #115 for the idea.

[Lacey]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumbass put him up here to begin with.'

[longtermmemmory]

Obama’s education is not weird.

He was a constitutional law professor raised by two communists and mentored by another communist.

Doesn’t anyone have an audio tape of his class?

This is not a convention, this is american idol: wellstone edition.

(in an ode to tonights southpark, how many courics do we award the speakers?)

[longtermmemmory]

“otherness” of Obama?

You don’t get much other than being an far left radical who seeks to make america in the image of the USSR.