You're right about that; I'd say he rates at least a #9.
Scrappleface is awesome because it's so close that you can entertain the possibility of what the bogus story is, but Spitzer or Michael Phelps as Obama running mates? What kind of a frakking rocket scientist do you have to be to believe that? What's next, Marion Berry as head of the DEA and Mel Reynolds as Undersecretary of Education for Secondary Schools?