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Religious Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile
Fox News ^ | Friday, August 22, 2008

Posted on 08/22/2008 8:51:20 AM PDT by Joiseydude

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To: Joiseydude

LOL!!!


21 posted on 08/22/2008 9:02:21 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: Joiseydude

And I thought we had some religous nuts in this country.


22 posted on 08/22/2008 9:02:25 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20 (The FairTax -- the largest magnet for capital and jobs in history. John Snow)
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To: BunnySlippers

Is that real?


23 posted on 08/22/2008 9:02:27 AM PDT by Melinda
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To: Joiseydude

I would cry over his stupidity...but I am afraid they would be crocodile tears! ;)


24 posted on 08/22/2008 9:03:02 AM PDT by allmendream (If "the New Yorker" makes a joke, and liberals don't get it, is it still funny?)
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To: Joiseydude
"Religious Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile"

You know the ultimate irony is that Darwin is probably up in heaven with a sly grin on his face after reading stories like these.

25 posted on 08/22/2008 9:03:27 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Later on, it was reported that the croc had a severe stomach ache and vomited the religious man up.

The cause: You can't keep a good man down.

26 posted on 08/22/2008 9:05:06 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Melinda

Tsk! Tsk! Shame, shame. Such bad manners. One is supposed to use his napkin, and wipe the crumbs off his lips after eating.


27 posted on 08/22/2008 9:05:37 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20 (The FairTax -- the largest magnet for capital and jobs in history. John Snow)
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To: Joiseydude

This is a very unusual incident. Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people.EXCEPT WHEN THEY EAT YOU.


28 posted on 08/22/2008 9:05:46 AM PDT by MES401067
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To: Joiseydude

“Bless me, crocy, for I have skin.”


29 posted on 08/22/2008 9:07:30 AM PDT by eastsider
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To: Joiseydude

Here’s your sign.


30 posted on 08/22/2008 9:08:23 AM PDT by Azeem (Only thing worse than war is peace at all costs.)
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To: Vigilanteman
Later on, it was reported that the croc had a severe stomach ache and vomited the religious man up.

Not surprising. Some of the religouis nutcases I've run across have made me want to vomit, too.

31 posted on 08/22/2008 9:08:32 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20 (The FairTax -- the largest magnet for capital and jobs in history. John Snow)
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To: Melinda
Yes it is real


32 posted on 08/22/2008 9:08:43 AM PDT by Joiseydude
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To: RexBeach

“Normally the crocodiles are very friendly...”

He had the man over for dinner. How much more friendly does this relationship get???


33 posted on 08/22/2008 9:09:34 AM PDT by weegee (The higher taxes that Obama demands of Americans are 'Above my Pay Grade'.)
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To: Melinda
Yes, a zookeeper had his hand bitten off about a year ago:

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34 posted on 08/22/2008 9:09:58 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Joiseydude

Did the Addams Family take Thing to the zoo?


35 posted on 08/22/2008 9:10:34 AM PDT by weegee (The higher taxes that Obama demands of Americans are 'Above my Pay Grade'.)
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To: Joiseydude
Part of the shrine ritual involves bathing in the water with the crocodiles, but devotees are very rarely approached by the animals, according to Kabir.

Very rarely does not mean never!

36 posted on 08/22/2008 9:11:42 AM PDT by retrokitten ("That could be any mayor!" - Mayor Quimby)
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To: Joiseydude

“Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people.’’

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I’m speechless.


37 posted on 08/22/2008 9:12:16 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Note that the headline does not ID the country or religion. It just refers to a “religious man”.

All religions aren’t the same and don’t deserve to be lumped as the actions of others.


38 posted on 08/22/2008 9:12:21 AM PDT by weegee (The higher taxes that Obama demands of Americans are 'Above my Pay Grade'.)
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To: Joiseydude

We Papists are known for the paucity of crocodiles in the immediate vicinity.


39 posted on 08/22/2008 9:12:59 AM PDT by Peelod
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Let's not get personal. A lot of Huckabee supporters hang out on this forum, LOL!

BTW, did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?

40 posted on 08/22/2008 9:13:09 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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