You know, if enough middle-aged white guys who work for a living were seen wearing these things around, it might make Obama look so establishment and “uncool” it could eliminate his entire “youth vote,” which is based entirely on the myth that he’s anti-establishment and “cool.”
I hearby pledge my sacred beer-gut to the cause!
I noticed a funny thing about this image...
It is a floating face, since the back of Obama's head and his neck blend into the background. It looks almost like a Hallowe'en mask. All you would need to do is connect strings to the ears.
Which is, actually, a pretty good metaphor for Barack Obama himself.