Posted on 08/18/2008 8:14:31 PM PDT by Sir Hailstone
For the true Obamaniacs, it seems B. Hussein Obama has become almost a deity - since a number of moonbats are agnostic, atheist, or other why not worship a Presidential candidate. So with that in mind I thought I would help out with their own … The Obamassiah’s Prayer….
Our Obama, who art in Chicago,
Hollow be thy Words.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy nation will be done for,
In the White House as it is in Congress.
Give us this day our daily bread line.
And forgive us our mortgage debts,
As we forgive our credit card debtors.
And lead us not into energy independence,
But deliver us from the Republicans.
For thine is the Presidency Kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for two terms (or less)
Amen.
Indiana Ping!
So we have a crooked politician from Chicago and another scion crook from the Chicago suburbs. That should sell well.
I don’t normally care for parodies of Scipture, but I’m making an exception.
Ping.
That’s good. Another variation - but not as good:
O Obombo, who aren’t from Chicago,
Shallow be thy Words.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy nation will be done (stick a fork in it),
In the White House as it is in Congress.
Give us this day our hope and change.
And forgive Hillary’s supporters,
As they upstage your convention.
While you lead us into taxation,
deliver us from reparations.
For thine is the liberal party,
and the Peace,
and the Unity,
My Ass.
GO McCain!
Major error. Obama has clearly stated that he expects to be president for ten years so please correct it to read:
Two terms plus two years
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