How The Democrats Can Blow It ...In Six Easy Steps

Rolling Stone ^ | August 21, 2008 | Michael Moore

[Eagles2003]

“An American Carol” in theaters on Oct 3rd. Pokes fun at Micheal Moore and other waste products.

Announcement posted here earlier.

[aquila48]

I hope they follow his advice...

- womens right and pro-choice = kill babies after you failed to do it while in the mother’s womb

- pro environment = keep sending $700 billion a year to our enemies and some of the worst polluters, don’t build any new power plants that actually produce energy

- anti-war = waive the white flag at the earliest opportunity, especially if you’re in danger of winning

- single payer health care = the line forms here, hopefully you’ll make it to the head of the line before you die

- higher minimum wage = make teens and unskilled workers even more unemployable

[YdontUleaveLibs]

I think Obama should listen to Michael Moore. Maybe even take him as a running mate(a recipe for a heart attack), that will bring in the votes for sure.

[Theresawithanh]

Hey, Mikey, take off those liberal glasses and put on some you can actually see through. The dems continue to be, and are getting more off the mark from the majority of American voters, and especially now, with the sappy new language in their platform about “gender discrimination”, or whatever they call it.

[edzo4]

maybe the democrats lose because they constantly look to people like michael moore for advice, how is the man going to fix the problems the democrats have when he cannot operate a razor and comb, stick to a diet or manage his own wardrobe

[tcrlaf]

“For years now, nearly every poll has shown that the American people are right in sync with the platform of the Democratic Party.”

False premise, and a false argument, as well...

The Democrats put what they think POLLS WELL with the American People in thier platform, and hide the rest of thier socialist policies in that very same platform.

That Democrats have no real “Core” values is exposed to real Americans more and more everyday.

[rdb3]

...but do you notice that when a conservative like Jerry Corsi writes a book, there’s footnotes and sources galore...

True, but Corsi is a 9/11 Truther, C-to-C moonbat loon.

[Interesting Times]

I remember poor John Kerry not even being able to admit, when asked by Larry King, if he had seen Fahrenheit 9/11. "No," he said, "I haven't. . . . I don't plan to, right now." But he had indeed seen it. I sat there watching him say this, and I just felt sorry for him and for the election he was about to lose.

In the real world, Michael Moore said Kerry was going to win in a landslide.

It's tough when you can't even keep your own lies straight...

[Interesting Times]

True, but Corsi is a 9/11 Truther, C-to-C moonbat loon.

Not true. Jerry Corsi does not believe that the US caused or allowed the 9/11 attack.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Articles like this are why Michael Moore was chosen by David Zucker to be the main character in ‘An American Carol’.

[hunter112]

It's tough when you can't even keep your own lies straight...

Here was one of my favorite ones:
"But when I hear pundits say things like, "He has to pick a Catholic," well, John Kerry was a total Catholic,

Now that was funny!

[rdb3]

Not true. Jerry Corsi does not believe that the US caused or allowed the 9/11 attack.

Really?

Sounds like a conspiracy freak to me, and I didn't say he believed that the US caused or allowed the attack.

[Interesting Times]

Sounds like a conspiracy freak to me, and I didn't say he believed that the US caused or allowed the attack.

Well, then, what's your definition of a "9/11 Truther?"

[fightinJAG]

You are right about that.

[fightinJAG]

Nothing in liberalism need be moored in reality.

[ballplayer]

Thanks Mike for letting us all know what we have known all along ,You are a Loser

[jmaroneps37]

Oik this is yet another piece where the ratmedia and hollywood scumbags like fatty moore are beginning to step away from barack mcgovern. They know he is wounded and dying.

[SueRae]

His political advice is about as good as his diet tips.