Posted on 08/14/2008 8:30:43 AM PDT by 47samurai
Believe it or not, the news of the day that is likely to be of the most lasting significance is this: AN ACTUAL BIGFOOT, SASQUATCH, HAIRY MAN OF BIRCH CREEK, HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
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Bush drives an SUV.
Are you sure that Michael has experienced a sighting? I’ve been a daily listener of his since he came on the air here in Seattle, and haven’t ever heard him claim to have had a personal sighting.
Nocturnal, looking for food, must have had thumbs, could have been a crackhead. ;’)
It was a crackhead covered in fur then! Of course that isn’t really unusual either. But there was little pieces of short grey or brown hair stuck to the moistened part of the cooler. The cooler that was locked. I figured it was really smart and strong raccoons. Or a bear and a raccoon working together (haha). Either way, they enjoyed the raw steaks we had for that day. Left us the styrofoam to clean up.
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