Posted on 08/14/2008 8:22:32 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ye gads, if Barry doesn’t have the stones to stand up to the Toons...
broccoli makes me poop
no thx.......are you this mean really ?.....:)
If the 'Rats had any brains they'd make it a pay-per-view...
I’m just thinking of your health.
Conservative Warpath Woman about to go do lunch with fellow USO volunteer. Will listen to El Rushbo in the car. Have a great day guys.
ROFL!
If so, it's only because many of them don't understand what this doctrine really is. They have a fuzzy idea that it's about presenting both sides of an issue on TV and radio. They don't realize it's actually intended to stifle conservative talk radio, and that TV isn't included because it's already liberal.
Druge has Rasmussen poll up. 47% support Fairness Doctrine. What gives???????? And did you guys see that the FCC Chairman said that he believes the Fairness Doctrine would apply to the Internet? This is seriously scary stuff.
Unfortunately, 80% of Americans don’t really know the meaning of the “Fairness Doctrine.”
“Fairness? Sure, I’m for that.”
I’ve heard of people planning to leave the Denver area for that entire week.
Our kids (who live ‘way north) were making sounds like they might just come visit us as well, after considering the influx of “absolute nutcases”——in my daughter’s words.
Maybe the long-awaited Colorado Fence will finally happen.
Shame to have it come to keep the spoilers and moonbats IN the state. Used to be a nice place to live.
Also wonder if Rush will talk about this:
“Hillary’s Name To Be Placed In Nomination At Convention”
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/08/deal-clintons-n.html
The Audacity of Nope
Obama’s oil policy.
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDYzZmRhODdhNGVmZGUyNWNhZDM3NDEwNWMxODg1MjY
Since 1981, Congressional appropriations amendments effectively have barred Interior from financing or permitting survey expeditions — particularly and precisely in the 85 percent of the Outer Continental Shelf where oil production and exploration are verboten.
In 2005, Congress mandated new, quintennial inventories, then gave Interior six months and $0.00 to assess how much oil and natural gas undergird the 1.76 billion-acre Outer Continental Shelf — a laughably impossible task.
“They couldn’t even board a research vessel,” explains a congressional staffer who studies these issues. Interior’s “paper inventory,” the aide adds, “examined Canadian and West African coastal data, imagined where those sediments pooled before the Continental Drift, then extrapolated to guesstimate what’s off our Atlantic coast today.”
The resulting document states: “Resource estimates are highly dependent on the current knowledge base, which has not been updated in 20 to 40 years for areas under congressional moratorium. . . . ” Translation: “We have no idea what’s really out there.”
Obama’s “Oil SENSE Act” would repeal the 2005 Energy Policy Act’s authorization of these inventories. Introduced in January 2007, S.115 would leave decision makers with Carter Administration maps drawn with pre-PC technology.
You're in my prayers, ad guy. Here's to a clean scan and your future perfect health!
just Lori thinks I have a lesh eatin dsease cause Im sooooooo mean
You’ve got it!!!!
The moonbats have ruined a lot of good places. I wonder if they’re multiplying.
Afternoon AQ....what’s propane out your way?
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