Posted on 08/14/2008 8:22:32 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The logical incoherence of the Global warming nut cases:
The same people that say this:
“Even if the scientists are wrong, we can’t take a chance on waiting to find out. It would be wrong NOT to take preemptive action now.
Are also the people that say this:
“Even if Bush is right and Saddam has WMD, it is “wrong” to take preemptive action.”
“Even if we’ve been screaming about the dangers of nuclear technology and the threats posed by radiation releases into the air for decades, terrorists have privacy rights too, and we cannot allow the eevil Bush administration to monitor the air for evidence of radiation. I mean, when you dont have the right to leak radiation into the communal air from a clandestine nuclear bomb, what rights do you have really? Clearly, Bush is Hitler, but worse. Even though it would kill hundreds of thousands, we are being patriotic when we equate testing public air for nuclear particles to find a nuclear bomb with an encroachment on our civil liberties.” Bush Violates Terrorists’ Nuclear Privacy 12/26/2005 http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=11135
And http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1547157/posts
LOL. I think this kid listens to Sean Hannity too.
sigh........well I guess some pain ain’t enuf for me....my thumb has 5 stitches and I was drinkin outta a gallon container of water and popped all the stitches....had to rush to the doc’s and get her sewed up again
.. just damn... :(
OMG. My hair is standing up.
Yikes! Sounds painful!
Avoids Fort Marcy Park checking into the big pow wow.
The Democrat motor company came out with two new trim level (the Patrick Kenndy, it only goes in the middle of the night and crashes) and the Tedkennedy II (it will fall off a bridge).
You’re Welcome!!
That gave me the Heeby Geebys, and I don't usually get those from a mere flesh wound.
I’m surprised Rush never hit this one:
The Pill Makes Women Pick Bad Mates
http://www.livescience.com/culture/080812-contraceptive-smell.html
This is going to be the desperate mantra from the MSM: If Americans don’t vote for Obama, they must be racists.
I’m fairly tough, but I cried......
I gotta go lay down in fact
hopefully I’m rally by lounge time....
:) What about the Bawney Fwank model? It has that GPS that is automatically tuned to all gay bars..
I think he did mention that early in the show.
Albeit?
I hate the NYTs
Breaking: Musharraf expected to resign within the week
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/world/asia/15pstan.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
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