Posted on 08/14/2008 8:22:32 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROTFLMAO!!!
A friend of ours, older brother, lived home well into his thirty’s. The only way his Mom was able to get him out was to sell the house!
He’s not a liberal either. :)
Not to worry, they’ll raise the taxes anyway.
BAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That's a great story.
Glad you’re back on line. Did you have to get a new ‘puter, or just a new board?
i can kinda understand that people don't want refineries in their backyard - that swath through louisiana is called cancer alley - i guess because of the refining - but a port to bring in gas ready for the consumer?
Awww....that’s nice. Gives off a nice ambiance... Thanks....
He came to work that next day expecting sympathy and it took about an hour for us to stop laughing and spreading the story through the grapevine. So much scorn and derission was heaped on him that the bosses helped him get a transfer. Never knew what happened to him.
yes, me too!
Listening to what Rush is saying about liberals and their current environmental actions, it brings home so clearly the fact that Democrats are not serious adults. Russia has invaded Georgia and will probably take it over, and all they can think about is studying the social barriers that keep people from conserving energy.
They helped get him a transfer to Florida? So he could live with his parents? That would be funny.
heeheeheehee!!! He probably found a way to get a govt subsidy.
Poor guy! Hopefully he’s not freeloading off a sibling! Well, maybe he learned a lesson.
The new Democrat Motors 'HotAire' model. you can get in in 4 trims -- the Blue dog (stripped), the john Kerry (with a GPS that'll get you to Cambodia only), the ted Kennedy (not available on Cape Cod) and the Nancy Pelosi (free with a purchase of her book).
LOL!!!
We never thought of that. LOL!!!!
Now I gotta clean the sweet tea off my monitor.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I think his folks waited ‘till he got settled in. He had a good job with Ma Bell and had been there about two years at the time.
Funny! I like the Pelosi one..LOL.
See what happened to Algore when he tried to brainwash little children in Great Britian:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1975939/posts?page=23#23
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2047988/posts?page=8#8
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