Watching the women’s beach volleyball last night, I think my wife was trying to say something to me about one of those stupid touching feel-good Olympic stories NBC throws out there from time to time and I turned and said, “You know what? This is like the best sport.... ever!”
She punched me in the eye.
Those volley ball chicks aren’t that hot, we are missig lots of cool events like archery, shooting, and many other events that are very cool for this kind of tripe. Sorry, I just the coverage is bad, they are showing the same stupid sports we can watch any day of the week and not covering other things.
>>>>She punched me in the eye.<<<<<<<<
Damn, Is that true? She still your wife? I wouldn’t tell anybody that. Of course, I would not be around a woman that would do that, but thats just me. She might have the gall do it once... and then one of us is going to jail after that.
Damn, dude.
So lemme get this straight...
I’m sitting on the couch with my wife watching volleyball (something I wouldn’t be doing to start with)...
I say, “You know what? This is like the best sport ever!”...
Then she hits me....
Man, thats unheard of.