[tx_eggman]

but how in the hell do you get the wife on board for this all?

Let's see ...

She married this sleaze bag
They're dim operatives

I'd say the the answere to your question is .... $$$$$$

[King Hawk]

This is simple math...some news organizations simply needs to offer Andrew Young and his beautiful wife 3 million bucks for a matching DNA test. Case closed!