[Tijeras_Slim]

masked protesters pounded on the front door

Mr. Researcher needs a Remington 870.

[A Strict Constructionist]

Firebomb skeet is so much fun, especially when a Animal nut is under it.

[Westbrook]

> Mr. Researcher needs a Remington 870.

With a slug barrel and extended 10-round magazine, loaded with alternate rounds of slugs and buckshot.

[John Will]

When have you meet a Researcher that wasn’t addressed as Dr.