[Slings and Arrows]

I once cracked open a nice cold bottle of Yuengling beer,took a swig and a small grasshopper slid out of the neck right in my mouth.

A real beer drinker would grab the grasshopper by the rear legs, hold it over the bottle, and yell "Spit it out, ya bastard!"

[4yearlurker]

Alas the little jumper was no more. My lab mix dog loved it!