THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
Posted on 07/30/2008 4:54:08 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
A NATIONAL ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered John Edwards’ mistress, Rielle Hunter – the mother of his “love child” – has been secretly receiving $15,000 a month as part of an elaborate cover-up...
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
He drilled his way into it...
*****Dang...I'm in the wrong business. ;-)*****
Lucky for you that you weren't around to peddle your wares when I first paid for it, for then the going rate was only $2.
BTW, I'm a “he.”
I don't "peddle" any "wares" and never have.
Visually it's as shocking a comparison as the time the British press showed side-by-side that Camilla Parker Bowles was a dead ringer for Prince Hohum's nanny.
He does have an (R); it stands for “raunchy.”
And if the NE is lucky, Edwards or his cohorts will make more news trying to suppress the story.
The NE, by the end of this, is going to show more journalism skill than the other outlets put together.
At root, this is the very stuff that pisses people off about the ruling class - they espouse virtue and live like pigs.
And did not even get them kicked out while they were having affairs-—Clinton........Kennedy.
THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
You know, insulting someones looks is not the right nor smart thing to do. Most here profess to being Christians yet feel free to insult physical characteristics.
This gives ammo to the left just like their insanity gives ammo to the right.
Pictures, I want pictures.
I want to see this coward running into the bathroom and locking himself inside.
It will be even tastier when they release them during the DNC Convention.. hehe.
However, Pubbies can't resist dancing with glee when the MSM fails to suppress a story unfavorable to condom challenged dem politicians.
Its just popcorn time.
The MSM has lost their strangle hold on information again!
Sure looks like he "drilled" his way into it though.
Or that you can drill a quarter with your 9 mil. at 25 yards.
IO feel sorry for Mrs. Edwards and children. But the MSM and the Dems deserve the flack. I bet the MSM is concocting a story already on how to spin this, the ususal Dem trick:
John Edwards did not mean to sleep with THAT WOMAN. He was emotionally vulnerable from his wife's bout with the Big C, and she tripped him and he jsust "fell in."
John Edwards needs to tie a pole across his butt!
He also neds to buy stock in a rubber plantation, and market condoms under his registered trade name. He would make a fortune. " Edwards Shoulda' Condoms."
I wonder how she managed to unhorse that one on that hair boy! It would make a good story, I'm sure!!
( "I am latex allergenic, got any sheep skin ones ????")
Bah-aaa-aaaa-aaaaaa!!!
Some dirty Dems put the tip in on Edwards, no doubt!!!
The Enquirer has actually broken some real stories. It's a slight step up from some other supermarket rags with the story of the man trapped in the refrigerator eating his own foot.
As far as accuracy and truth it is about 4 steps ahead of the New York Times.
Re your comment about Edwards ... obviously he can’t drill his way out of this” re the paternity test.
It was his “drilling” that got him into this problem, and I don’t mean in ANWAR.
I just got an idea about a pole........oh, never mind—just thinking.
$15,000 a month? That’s Gore’s electric bill. Edwards spends that much on pedicures.
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