Posted on 07/29/2008 2:51:24 PM PDT by Popman
For most of the year, it is the duty of the press to scour the known universe looking for ways to ruin your day. The more fear, guilt or angst a news story induces, the better. But with August upon us, perhaps youre in the mood for a break, so Ive rounded up a list of 10 things not to worry about on your vacation.
1. Killer hot dogs
2. Your cars planet-destroying A/C
3. Forbidden fruits from afar
4. Carcinogenic cellphones
5. Evil plastic bags
6. Toxic plastic bottles
7. Deadly sharks
8. The Arctics missing ice
9. The universes missing mass
10. Unmarked wormholes
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
I am more worried about the unmarked a—holes in newspaper stories than I am about unmarked wormholes. You know, the corrupt a—holes who should be marked with a D after their names but who are just called corrupt politicos.
Bought mine from Wal-Mart and paid to have it built with illegal immigrant labor, than sent their asses back to Mexico by telling them there were free burritos on the other side
You must not have received the memo..."black hole" is no longer a term to be used in civil discourse.
What a second here, the article says, unmarked wormholes so they nmay be wormholes after all, probably where all the GOP spines and cajones fell into
Dang, you’re good! My homeowners’ association wouldn’t let us have one.
That sure would explain a lot....
Ebay.
Robot attacks!
bfl
The fart in the next car.
What about Happy Fun Balls? Or deoderant destroying the ozone? Those were biggies for a while.
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