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Pentailed tree shrews have such an appetite for alcohol that each night they imbibe, weight for weight, the equivalent of a human downing up to nine glasses of wine.

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Back in the 60s as a Boy Scout in Derby one regular job was to go around the Assistant Scoutmaster's yard, pick up the birds that had been eating fermented mullberries and put them in a box safe from the local cats until they'd sobered up.

1 posted on 07/29/2008 6:22:11 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: neverdem

Ping!


2 posted on 07/29/2008 6:22:28 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (kim jong-il, chia head, ppogri, In Grim Reaper we trust)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Kiss Me, Kate!


3 posted on 07/29/2008 6:22:54 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Thank God for every morning.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Oh, this is about the animal shrew. From the headline I thought this was a Nancy Pelosi thread.


4 posted on 07/29/2008 6:24:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: TigerLikesRooster
That each night they imbibe...up to nine glasses of wine

HAH!

Lightweight.

5 posted on 07/29/2008 6:26:47 AM PDT by big black dog
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To: TigerLikesRooster
I've heard of drunk monkeys, but this is new.
6 posted on 07/29/2008 6:29:57 AM PDT by HoosierHawk
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8 posted on 07/29/2008 6:31:23 AM PDT by ari-freedom (Obama: uh, uh, uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, uhh, is...? Uh, is of -- of their work, uh, uh, uh, uh)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

So....are they born with the red nose?


10 posted on 07/29/2008 6:40:30 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (If you read only one book this year, read "Stolen Valor".)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Maybe that’s why shrews smell so bad.


11 posted on 07/29/2008 6:41:17 AM PDT by syriacus (Democrats got THEIR "change" in Election 2006. Are WE better off now?)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Do they see pink elephants?
13 posted on 07/29/2008 6:54:58 AM PDT by Charlespg (Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

A bird makes a serious mistake when it gets drunk around a cat. Cats don’t drink and like to seek out drunk birds. This has always been a problem.


15 posted on 07/29/2008 7:10:37 AM PDT by RedCobra (s)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

The Detoxing of the Shrew


16 posted on 07/29/2008 7:15:01 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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17 posted on 07/29/2008 7:36:24 AM PDT by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Peennfield tree shrew, eh?

Where do I buy one, the cats are tee-totallers (and a bit judgemental with thier looks).


18 posted on 07/29/2008 8:16:10 AM PDT by Natchez Hawk (America First!)
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“Shrew identified as world’s hardest drinking creature”

Interesting. I haven’t heard anything about my ex-wife being interviewed for this article.


19 posted on 07/29/2008 8:19:45 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Black dogs and bacon bombs.)
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As always, the accurate journalistic reporting is stellar!
Animals can drink man under the table, blah, blah...
the real story was that the researchers were trying to find
out how the animal appears to be relatively resistant to
the effects of alcohol.

Possible mechanisms:

Shrew metabolizes alcohol(ethanol) in the gut
Ethanol doesn’t get into the brain of shrews.
Ethanol could be absorbed into non-brain tissue so as
to soak it up.
Ethanol could be metabolized in the blood of shrews, and
possibly liver, or even kidney.
Ethanol content of plant could vary from plant part to
plant part (ripe vs. so-so)
Ethanol doesn’t affect brain of shrew like it effects humans,
or other animals.
Humans are known to build tolerances to alcohol with chronic
drinking, shrews could have done the same.
Shrew ethanol metabolizing enzymes may be very efficient in
disposing of ethanol.

Also, the author states that the plant has alcohol(I presume,
he means ethanol) content like beer...well, what kind of
beer? Stout, malt, fortified, 3.2, Olde English 800, or as
we used to say, peace-vasser??

Any combination of the above could effect the animals
response to ethanol.....

Another example of journalistic fluff. Just think how
accurate they are about complex human social stuff(wars, riots,
movements, marriage, child-rearing,politics etc.)
“on the ground”...


20 posted on 07/29/2008 9:07:56 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
Shrew identified as world's hardest drinking creature

Hillary?

21 posted on 07/29/2008 9:10:22 AM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: All

22 posted on 07/29/2008 9:11:17 AM PDT by dighton
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To: The Shrew

FReepers are really slipping! Twenty-something posts and nobody’s pinged our own yet... ;-)


24 posted on 07/29/2008 9:32:27 AM PDT by TheSarce (Why is John McCain running as a Republican? Just to torture us?)
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To: The Shrew

ping ;-]


25 posted on 07/29/2008 10:01:59 AM PDT by Bob J ("For every 1000 men hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
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