I am not too happy with girl persons right now. I was in the grocery a while ago. A little old lady was in front of what I needed to get. I politely and patiently waited for her to make her selection. While I was waiting, she ripped a fart that would have done Caligula proud. I was shocked. I didn't know what to do. I kinda stepped back a bit and pretended I didn't notice.
Then I turned around and everyone on the aisle was looking at ME with real sour expressions. I slunk off around the corner and decided I didn't need no coffee filters. From then on everywhere I went people were looking at me and pointing.
I swear I didn't do it.
I ain't too happy with girl type people right now.
Girl people don’t fart.