GEORGE: So?
JERRY: C’mon, put the top up, it’s November!
GEORGE: I feel alive, Jerry.
JERRY: Let’s check out the glove box. [Opens the glove compartment, takes out a pencil.] Ah. Pencil.
GEORGE: Hey...you don’t think...sure, that’s Jon Voight’s pencil!
JERRY: With Jon Voight’s teeth marks. [Looks at the owner’s manual.] Owner’s manual...you know what? This car was owned by Jon Voight.
GEORGE: Ah! See? I told ya.
JERRY: Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.
GEORGE: So?
JERRY: Doesn’t Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?
GEORGE (pulls over): So, what are you saying?
JERRY: Nothing. I’m sure “Jon” probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I! [Laughs uproariously.]
GEORGE (angrily): Get out of the car!
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: That’s right, you heard me. Get out! You are ruining this whole experience for me!
JERRY (sarcastically): Oh, look! There’s Gregory Peck’s bicycle!
GEORGE: Get out!
JERRY: And Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard!
GEORGE: Get out!! [Jerry gets out and George drives away. A couple of guys notice Jerry in his cowboy boots.]
TOUGH GUY (threatingly): Hey, cowboy. Where’s your horse? [Jerry slips and slides in his cowboy boots and runs away.] Yeah, you better run!
You know it’s an epic episode when simply reading an excerpt of the script makes you laugh until you cry.