Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet
Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!
I would surmise that the vicinity of Nancy's personal space is automatically a fire-safe zone.
No sparks.
Your missus is a good woman to pill the cat and I hope you’ve declawed the cat for her. I wore scars for years after trying to pill a cat for only 4 weeks. The cat had a heart attack and fluid-filled lungs. I recommend dropping the pills into tuna juice to coat them.
Good morning. Catz are a pain.
We missed you!! WHere have you been???
Damage to the psyches of Piglosi and Harriet. In my email to Harriet, I said, “You, Sir, are a coward. Instead of staying to make a decision that requires courage, you chose to turn your back. Bear in mind: We voted you in, we can vote you out.”
I said basiclly the same to Piglosi, about voting her in and voting her out. They need to know who REALLY holds the power in this country.
WOO-HOO!!
How have you been? *HUG*
Morning!
I don’t know how long I’ll be here. I should probably leave now, while it’s “cool,” but I’m having a hard time getting started. So I’m here for a bit.
Nice to see LulaBelle again. Such an elegant dog! Good hunting!
Been out doing yardwork. I transplanted the Greek Oregano into a spot where something else had died. I’ve got baby canteloupes!
LulaBelle keeps her turf under control. Squirrels jump the privacy fence but the chipmunks sometimes panic and forget their escape route. LulaBelle is ready when they do.
I guess now we need a new blues ballad about the hard luck of being a chipmunk.
Got yer alternative fuel alcohol still goin’ in the backyard?
I don’t need no alternative fuels. I still get my monthly payoff of 100 barrels of Iraqi crude for supporting Bush in 2000 and 2004. I do need a bigger yard though.
Our old Agnes used to catch chipmunks in Tennessee - so they must be really dumb!
Chipmunks aren’t dumb. Dogs are just smart.
I was sniffin around,
Jus lookin fer food.
Not thinkin bout nuttin,
And in a good mood.
Then things went crazy,
Saw a big brown dog.
Like a flash o lightnin,
It killed me dead as a log.
I got dem big brown dog done killed me blues.
Knocked me out of my chipmunk shoes.
(Sniff)
At’s beautiful, man. You still got the touch.
I’m a little rusty. I need to run some errands so I’ll pickup some WD40 while I’m out.
Later dude.
Morning all. Up but dragging.
Kearen converts tuna into a world destroying odor.
And neither cat is declawed.
They do tend to try and escape to the green world filled with funny things to chase.
Even if they do freak completely out upon getting to said green world.
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