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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet
Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; cannibaldragon; houseofherpets; iatz; italy; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; mussolini; penguinhumor; sionnsar; undead; zot
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To: rottndog
TOP O' THE PAGE TAE YE!!
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posted on
08/01/2008 6:27:46 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Darksheare; sionnsar
Nah, the real horror would be when they melt & get all sticky.
Then you’d have three inches of gooey red mess stuck to the
bottom of your shoes. It’d be like... all the things from the
floors of a movie theater congregating on your shoes.
202
posted on
08/01/2008 6:28:39 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
203
posted on
08/01/2008 6:29:04 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Darkchylde; LibreOuMort
Then I thought of Swedish Fish raining from the tree... am I special? Swedish fish rain? I need to bring in my Swedish expert!
204
posted on
08/01/2008 6:30:31 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Darkchylde; sionnsar
The floor things from teh movie theater require us to step on them to propigate.
That’s part of their mating behavior, to be trodden underfoot and tracked about in hope of being tracked to a possible mate.
Sad in a way.
205
posted on
08/01/2008 6:33:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: sionnsar
Thanks! I’ve been lurking in the shadows here & there.
206
posted on
08/01/2008 6:33:53 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: callisto; Darksheare; Darkchylde
"I need to catch up on the news and find some humor anyway. Im really behind on things." In the news today, Nancy is making good on her campaign to save the planet by turning out the lights in Washington when she left town.
I, for one, feel much safer now.
207
posted on
08/01/2008 6:34:11 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I'm looking forward to the day I get "sticker shock" when I glance at my paycheck.)
To: Shruet
To: NicknamedBob; callisto; Darkchylde
I felt the need to poke the shrew on her speaker of the mouse page.
One communique asked her why China is drilling off the coast of Florida in our territorial waters.
Especially since she is against US drilling there to keep the beaches ‘pristine’.
The other told her congratulations on giving us the needed issue with which to stomp her party come November.
209
posted on
08/01/2008 6:37:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: NicknamedBob; callisto; Darksheare
Well, you should. It saves on electricity! AND!... there
won’t be any electrical fires while she’s in charge.
210
posted on
08/01/2008 6:37:09 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darksheare
211
posted on
08/01/2008 6:39:21 PM PDT
by
callisto
(CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
To: OKSooner; Monkey Face
In long after the zot. Welcome to the Undead Thread. Monkey Face is our official greeter (well, she is now because I just appointed her to that position and please don't ask about my authority to do so because we're kind of an ad-hoc group), but she's gone for the night so I'll welcome you instead.
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posted on
08/01/2008 6:40:33 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: callisto
My Kearen is having some trouble lately.
She’s got hyperthyroidism, and is now on meds for it.
Which she does NOT like doing!
So I let the missus pill the cat.
While I watch.
From a distance.
Behind armor.
213
posted on
08/01/2008 6:42:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Darkchylde; NicknamedBob; callisto
Yes, she’s saving the planet.
Doesn’t matter what the people who stupidly voted for her want, she’s on a mission from Gaia.
*Cough*
Gotta head out for now.
Be back when I can.
214
posted on
08/01/2008 6:43:56 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: Darkchylde
Thanks! Ive been lurking in the shadows here & there. Me too. In fact, ever since I was transferred to an interior office a few months back (my smallish window office was handed to TWO interns -- can't imagine TWO people in that space but they haven't murdered each other yet), it's become known as "The [deleted but polite business-related acronym] Cave."
Gets lots of laughs... until folks step inside and realize how dark and cold it really is. But hey, I'm comfortable in it, and much more than in my old office.
215
posted on
08/01/2008 6:46:54 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Darkchylde
The other told her congratulations on giving us the needed issue with which to stomp her party come November.
Dems are becoming the gift that keeps on giving lately. You just have to love the youtube world. Their words will haunt them well beyond '08.
216
posted on
08/01/2008 6:47:36 PM PDT
by
callisto
(CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
To: sionnsar
until folks step inside and realize how dark and cold it really is.
Sounds like my kind of place....I suppose it's very quiet too? If so, I'm jealous!
217
posted on
08/01/2008 6:50:12 PM PDT
by
callisto
(CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
To: All
My time has come. Not that I am turning in yet, but am heading in that direction.
Good night, all.
218
posted on
08/01/2008 6:50:23 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: callisto
Usually quiet, and mostly if I close the doors. Sometimes I put the MP3 player on the USB-powered speakers. But not too loud...
Good night...
219
posted on
08/01/2008 6:52:46 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
“(my smallish window office was handed to TWO interns — can’t imagine
TWO people in that space but they haven’t murdered each other yet)”
Not quite the same, but I thought of this when reading
that (the 16 indicates the number of methods).
http://hallpass.com/media/whackyourboss16.html
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posted on
08/01/2008 6:53:39 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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