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[sionnsar]

TOP O' THE PAGE TAE YE!!

[Darkchylde]

Nah, the real horror would be when they melt & get all sticky.
Then you’d have three inches of gooey red mess stuck to the
bottom of your shoes. It’d be like... all the things from the
floors of a movie theater congregating on your shoes.

[sionnsar]

Welcome back!!!!!!

[sionnsar]

Then I thought of Swedish Fish raining from the tree... am I special?

Swedish fish rain? I need to bring in my Swedish expert!

[Darksheare]

The floor things from teh movie theater require us to step on them to propigate.
That’s part of their mating behavior, to be trodden underfoot and tracked about in hope of being tracked to a possible mate.
Sad in a way.

[Darkchylde]

Thanks! I’ve been lurking in the shadows here & there.

[NicknamedBob]

"I need to catch up on the news and find some humor anyway. I’m really behind on things."

In the news today, Nancy is making good on her campaign to save the planet by turning out the lights in Washington when she left town.

I, for one, feel much safer now.

[OKSooner]

In after the zot.

[Darksheare]

I felt the need to poke the shrew on her speaker of the mouse page.
One communique asked her why China is drilling off the coast of Florida in our territorial waters.
Especially since she is against US drilling there to keep the beaches ‘pristine’.
The other told her congratulations on giving us the needed issue with which to stomp her party come November.

[Darkchylde]

Well, you should. It saves on electricity! AND!... there
won’t be any electrical fires while she’s in charge.

[callisto]

>^,,^<

[sionnsar]

In long after the zot.

Welcome to the Undead Thread. Monkey Face is our official greeter (well, she is now because I just appointed her to that position and please don't ask about my authority to do so because we're kind of an ad-hoc group), but she's gone for the night so I'll welcome you instead.

[Darksheare]

My Kearen is having some trouble lately.
She’s got hyperthyroidism, and is now on meds for it.
Which she does NOT like doing!
So I let the missus pill the cat.

While I watch.

From a distance.
Behind armor.

[Darksheare]

Yes, she’s saving the planet.
Doesn’t matter what the people who stupidly voted for her want, she’s on a mission from Gaia.
*Cough*

Gotta head out for now.
Be back when I can.

[sionnsar]

Thanks! I’ve been lurking in the shadows here & there.

Me too. In fact, ever since I was transferred to an interior office a few months back (my smallish window office was handed to TWO interns -- can't imagine TWO people in that space but they haven't murdered each other yet), it's become known as "The [deleted but polite business-related acronym] Cave."

Gets lots of laughs... until folks step inside and realize how dark and cold it really is. But hey, I'm comfortable in it, and much more than in my old office.

[callisto]

The other told her congratulations on giving us the needed issue with which to stomp her party come November.

Dems are becoming the gift that keeps on giving lately. You just have to love the youtube world. Their words will haunt them well beyond '08.

[callisto]

until folks step inside and realize how dark and cold it really is.

Sounds like my kind of place....I suppose it's very quiet too? If so, I'm jealous!

[sionnsar]

My time has come. Not that I am turning in yet, but am heading in that direction.

Good night, all.

[sionnsar]

Usually quiet, and mostly if I close the doors. Sometimes I put the MP3 player on the USB-powered speakers. But not too loud...

Good night...

[Darkchylde]

“(my smallish window office was handed to TWO interns — can’t imagine
TWO people in that space but they haven’t murdered each other yet)”

Not quite the same, but I thought of this when reading
that (the 16 indicates the number of methods).

http://hallpass.com/media/whackyourboss16.html