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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; cannibaldragon; houseofherpets; iatz; italy; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; mussolini; penguinhumor; sionnsar; undead; zot
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To: Monkey Face

“Damage”? You work to help preserve our civilization and you call it “damage”?


181 posted on 08/01/2008 4:45:57 PM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Not even 5 PM and everyone’s gone. Oh well.


182 posted on 08/01/2008 4:58:05 PM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

I’m sorta here.


183 posted on 08/01/2008 5:03:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

I guess I’m sorta here too. How are things?


184 posted on 08/01/2008 5:24:35 PM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Had to cut down one of the trees here.
An old maple, had a huge hole through it.
So I ended up with lots of saw shavings all over me.
And that maple tree smell from the sap.
Ugh.

Otherwise, quite normal.


185 posted on 08/01/2008 5:45:29 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
LOL. Not sure about the "maple tree smell" though. We had maples but where I grew up was mostly oak country. And I've been almost forever in cedar country now.

Things quiet here. Impeded by a bum foot that limits walking & standing, but that could heal in time. Also in the middle of a whole TWO-AND-A-HALF-MONTHS-AT-HOME, wondering... "What are they doing to the airport in my absence???"

But I'll know the answer to that way too soon. *\;-)

186 posted on 08/01/2008 5:52:22 PM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: sionnsar

Cutting a maple tree yields this odd sweetish scent.
Getting it on you attracts every bug from Nilbog to Gor-Karchoroath to come and feast upon your now maranaded flesh.
Nasty stuff, comes off easily in water with soap, but the bugs resent being scraped off.


187 posted on 08/01/2008 5:55:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
Ah. We don't have many such bugs here. I think I've seen a dozen or so mosquitoes this summer. Unusually many.

(I think they're like Californians; can't tolerate our long, dark, grey and depressing winters and summer is too short for them to get a running start.)

188 posted on 08/01/2008 6:09:25 PM PDT by sionnsar (Impeach Obama |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Darksheare

Thanks for link! I’ve ben absent so long I’m lost. LOL!


189 posted on 08/01/2008 6:10:43 PM PDT by callisto (CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
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To: sionnsar

Also irritated a katydid while cutting the tree.
Had to remove the katy and transport it to safer ground.
At least it didn’t land on me.
(Unfortunate for the person who did end up face to face with green bug eyed wriggling mandibles)


190 posted on 08/01/2008 6:14:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: callisto

Welcome.
Been wandering myself.
Quiet night here for the moment.


191 posted on 08/01/2008 6:15:13 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Monkey Face

.. I am.... actually.... here?


192 posted on 08/01/2008 6:17:15 PM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: callisto; Darksheare; sionnsar; Monkey Face
"Thanks for link! I’ve ben absent so long I’m lost. LOL!"

No way. You've found your way here ... Now you're really lost.

193 posted on 08/01/2008 6:17:19 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I'm looking forward to the day I get "sticker shock" when I glance at my paycheck.)
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To: Darkchylde
".. I am.... actually.... here?"

Whoa.

We're honored.

194 posted on 08/01/2008 6:19:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I'm looking forward to the day I get "sticker shock" when I glance at my paycheck.)
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To: Darksheare; sionnsar

“...odd sweetish scent.”

While reading that, my head mutated sweetish to Swedish. Yes.
Then I thought of Swedish Fish raining from the tree... am I special?


195 posted on 08/01/2008 6:20:28 PM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: NicknamedBob; callisto; Darkchylde; sionnsar; Monkey Face

And my sis wandered by as well.
(Wondered?)


196 posted on 08/01/2008 6:21:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare

I need to catch up on the news and find some humor anyway. I’m really behind on things. Now that I know where we are I can find my way back another day.

We acquired a new member of the family during my absence. A beautiful female Himalayan kitten who obviously was looking for a servant. I seem to be corrupting her....she steals cigarette butts from the ashtray, tries to drink beer and wine, watches TV and is fascinated with the computer.


197 posted on 08/01/2008 6:21:55 PM PDT by callisto (CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
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To: NicknamedBob

*wraps feather boa around neck*

Why, yes. I knoooow... dahlink.

*throws feathers aside*

Ugh, enough. Hello. :-)


198 posted on 08/01/2008 6:22:28 PM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde; sionnsar

Swedish fish raining from the sky?
A scene of unintelligible horror as little red gummy fish obliterated the countryside with their rubbery impacts.


199 posted on 08/01/2008 6:22:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: callisto

At least the kitty hasn’t stolen the keyboard from you, yet.
Kitty must be included in all plans as well, now that she is firmly in control.


200 posted on 08/01/2008 6:23:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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