I am so glad that the little town you live in—with the whiskey in the car trunks—has government that would never be corrupt. Wow, if the Founding Fathers could have only known that there’s no need to be wary of our liberties.
Why, think of how much money we could save if only we could let all criminals just buy their way out of being charged...either with servitude or cash or whatever.
Oh, wait...now I get it...you must be in Mexico!
Don't smoke the bricks.