A Scenario

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[rabscuttle385]

Look...it's a live troll!

Here kitty, kitty...

IBTZ

[BamaAndy]

To me—us—we knew what had to be done. Sadam would have to be taken out. The use of some property (including a cut-a-way 747) training of Al Qaeda operatives were another reason. There was no way of knowing when Bin Laden and Hussein would hatch a deal and covertly send misguided Islamic fascists to kill as many other Americans or British or Australians or French or Spanish or Indonesians or who… the left had their issue. As soon as we massed military south of Iraq and began the bombing runs, the left was all set and comforted with an issue. And members of the left came out of their basements, from under their beds and stepped outside their government provided studio apartments prepared to send the world a message about how embarrassed they are to be Americans—and did via the internet. Some Marxists-in-training emerged from the dorm room on campus Mom and Dad rents for their enlightened angel. Other followers of the script sat on their ass waiting for someone else to tell them what to do and when. Editors and writers of newsmagazines and large circulation newspapers set to work out the details as to how they would proceed to launch their own attacks—not against Islamic terrorists but against America. The more upscale leftists met at Starbucks and had coffees while they joyously railed against their country and fueled each other’s hatred for George Bush. One of the “USA loving” leftist came to be known as a preacher of black liberation theology and had a future candidate for the Presidency in the congregation to which he explained that 9-11 was America’s “chickens coming home to roost.”

[BallyBill]

That is easy for you to say.

Isn't it?

[null and void]

Ummmm.

Welcome to FR...

[piytar]

Fittingly, I got the “Do You Like a Good Zot” pic when I pulled up this thred. Yes, I do! IB4TZ!!! Make it a good one!!!

[flutters]

Well, yeah, ugh, ugh, I think, ugh, ugh, umm, yeah, it’s the, umm, umm.

[metalcor]

Whatever happened to Nick Gilder?

[Domandred]

Does the mod suggestion count as zot?

If not inbeforezot

[Admin Moderator]

Here is some live chow as a gift. The sad part about this, is we are aware he actually worked on this and floated this speech (we will use the term loosely) on another site, saying he was told he couldn't get away with it here on Free Republic?

Dude, you couldn't get away with it anywhere except maybe DU. Our members are far too smart and educated to be impressed by your rant. It makes as much sense as Obama off a teleprompter.

[6SJ7]

IBTZzzzz.

[rabscuttle385]

[Billthedrill]

Some advice, kid - don't give up the day job, whatever that might be. When JimRob wants advice about renaming the forum after the preferences of a drivel-spewing political twinkie with indecipherable, inedible foamy rhetorical spongecake covering an interior that is contentless goo unleavened by intellect, he'll call you.

You got beat to your horse metaphor as well, sweetcakes. By Osama bin Laden. Have a great day and welcome to FR.

[Admin Moderator]

Sometimes ZOTs happen before the post is ever put up. We like to provide live gifts to bat around on occasion.

[theDentist]

Hey asparagus, did you have a point, and if so, do you mind telling us what it was (in 20 words or less)?

[Maceman]

As a favor to those of us who are unfortunately not smart enough to understand a word you have written, would you mind providing a brief abstract so that we can at least know the point you are trying to make?

Thank you.

[Beagle8U]

John has a long mustache. The chair is against the door.

[McGruff]

Yea! We get to play with the mouse today.

[dighton]

Neigh.

[Bob J]

Put down the bong...

[scottdeus12]

I like apples.