He ventured forth to bring light to the world

TimesOnline ^ | 07/25/08 | Gerard Baker

[danno3150]

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites...

[danno3150]

This is true political satire. Witty, biting and beautifully written. It is also something you will never, ever see or here in a mainstream publication in US.

[Perdogg]

It is funny, and yes we have seen it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2051079/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2050929/posts

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/2051103/posts

[Max7]

This is a terrific column, very funny and on-the-mark. Read and enjoy.

[KarlInOhio]

And thus when Obama did speak he put fear into the hearts of those who do not use search.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=ventured

[tips up]

This is great! I can’t wait for Mark Steyn’s take on all this too.

[FlashBack]

Post Steyn’s response if you can please, or at least a link!!

[jmaroneps37]

Proving once again that we can only get the truth from over seas because the American ratmedia just won’t say things like this.

[Armando Guerra]

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

He's right, I too have seen these reports.

[bubbacluck]

“Truth. What IS truth?”