How to make fun of Obama: Tips for those who find it too hard to joke about the Democratic candidate

LA Times ^ | July 18, 2008 | Joel Stein

[Loud Mime]

I don’t make fun of Obama. I make fun of those who believe in him.

[usmcobra]

His real name is Stanley Toot.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Nuts.

[hripka]

http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/

http://www.obamaformessiah.com/

The Advertising Slogan Generator - Obama
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=obama

[Bender2]

Re: He's effete. He's well-dressed. He eats arugula -- which he buys at Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned, quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay.

Now that's... funny

And probably... so true!

[Maverick68]

Ok...here’s one for you, stop me if you’ve heard it before:
“What’s the difference between Obama and a flaming piece of lying, America-hating dog $hit...Answer: Not one damn bit of difference....hahahahahahahah....get it? It’s funny cause it’s true....hahahahahahahahahahah

[Lucky Dog]

Obama is concerned that only one American citizen in a TV commercial is flatulent in three languages... he thinks everyone should be.

[MeekOneGOP]

[JimSEA]

I don't find anything very funny about Obama. It's kind of like making jokes about Pol Pot.

I rather agree with this poster on the article:

I am a Latino Democrat who will vote for McCain, where Obama stands on immigration, national healthcare and the war, is not very funny.
Submitted by: ELA guy

[MeekOneGOP]

[caseinpoint]

The would-be comics are lying. Obama gives plenty of material for jokes but the jokesters aren’t stupid: they are worried their car might be keyed, their house might be firebombed or worse. Obama is a joke but he and Michelle can’t take it.

[MeekOneGOP]

[vietvet67]

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He grasps it tightly and the world revolves around him.

[CyberSpartacus]

He’s Count Chocula in disguies.

[Conspiracy Guy]

The hips and thighs are too narrow to accurately portray Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton

[big'ol_freeper]

He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay.

But he looks so fabulous in a dress!

[Dr. Ursus]

Will his helmet have ear holes??

[RedCobra]

Screw the humorless, overly sensitive, unqualified, empty-suited leftist jerkwad and all his brain dead idiot followers!

[VanDeKoik]

It’s not hard for them to make fun of Obumuh.

THEY ARE JUST COWARDS!

They built up their audiences with left-wing whack job college kids and 60s dinosaurs, lauding their bravery for “speaking truth to power” all along the way. Now these hacks cant afford to PO their “base”, because once their gone, because they dared to mock the most holy BHO, they are finished. No more glowing articles in the rags, no more awards, no more show.