Now that's... 
funny
And probably... 
so true!
Posted on 07/19/2008 7:11:19 AM PDT by hripka
I believe comedic change is possible. Since the New Yorker dropped a bum joke on its cover this week, comedians have appeared on every news outlet to whine about how hard it is to make fun of Barack Obama. Really? They have an arsenal of jokes to use against a 71-year-old ex-POW cancer survivor and Obama is too touchy a subject?
I'm here to help. I called some comedian friends to compile a guide to making fun of Obama. The consensus is there's not yet one standout attribute to pound away on (McCain is old! Clinton cheats on his wife! Bush is stupid! Al Gore is a robot! John Kerry makes me feel inexplicably sad inside!), but there are areas to explore. If we just work a little harder, and sacrifice a little bit, we can achieve greatness. We are the immature jerks we have been waiting for.
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
I don’t make fun of Obama. I make fun of those who believe in him.
His real name is Stanley Toot.
Nuts.
http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/
http://www.obamaformessiah.com/
The Advertising Slogan Generator - Obama
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=obama
Now that's... funny
And probably... so true!
Ok...here’s one for you, stop me if you’ve heard it before:
“What’s the difference between Obama and a flaming piece of lying, America-hating dog $hit...Answer: Not one damn bit of difference....hahahahahahahah....get it? It’s funny cause it’s true....hahahahahahahahahahah
Obama is concerned that only one American citizen in a TV commercial is flatulent in three languages... he thinks everyone should be.
I rather agree with this poster on the article:
I am a Latino Democrat who will vote for McCain, where Obama stands on immigration, national healthcare and the war, is not very funny.
Submitted by: ELA guy
The would-be comics are lying. Obama gives plenty of material for jokes but the jokesters aren’t stupid: they are worried their car might be keyed, their house might be firebombed or worse. Obama is a joke but he and Michelle can’t take it.
How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He grasps it tightly and the world revolves around him.
He’s Count Chocula in disguies.
The hips and thighs are too narrow to accurately portray Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton
He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay.
But he looks so fabulous in a dress!
Will his helmet have ear holes??
Screw the humorless, overly sensitive, unqualified, empty-suited leftist jerkwad and all his brain dead idiot followers!
It’s not hard for them to make fun of Obumuh.
THEY ARE JUST COWARDS!
They built up their audiences with left-wing whack job college kids and 60s dinosaurs, lauding their bravery for “speaking truth to power” all along the way. Now these hacks cant afford to PO their “base”, because once their gone, because they dared to mock the most holy BHO, they are finished. No more glowing articles in the rags, no more awards, no more show.
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