[Aunt Polgara]

"Here in Virginia, anything capable of discharging a projectile is considered a firearm, no matter what the actual method of propulsion is." I guess I better warn my daughter about the marshmallow gun, huh? Look how evil this kid looks! /s

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

I guess I better warn my daughter about the marshmallow gun, huh?

There must be a dozen projectiles in that assault weapon!

What fiend designed that - John Browning?

[Thunder90]

Are Super Soakers next???