OK, I guess I’m convinced now. Where do I sign up for cap and trade?
How convenient?
As Boomers age, OF COURSE, we’re going to
see more kidney stones, skin cancer, heart and lung
disease, etc. Duh!
Where are the adults?
“More Junk Science Projected Due To Global Warming”
My backside itches....Globull Warming???
Can I sign up for “Screaming Kidney Stone Passage Credits” and skip the disease altogether? Never mind, I already had my stone during the “Earth is Cooling” hoax in the ‘70’s.
Well, I had my first kidney stone in 1974. must have been the global cooling!
and, don’t forget toenail fungus!
7 billion peoples (sic) will have fungus.
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Added a new one
So much to worry about...
These guys really should try to keep up. It’s global cooling now. Warming is so 2007.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2044571/posts
Kidney stones, they tell us. And with a straight face, too.
Um, remember this is a guy that sticks his finger up other men's butts.
This could be worse than Y2K :(
This is too much. How far down the rat hole do enviro whackos have to dig to come up with this stuff?
This is like a bad comedy routine. Who believes this stuff?
What a freaking load. This stuff is getting more ridiculous daily.
Just when you think the globull warming hysteria couldn’t get any more stupid...
How about hemmoroids? It would explain a lot.
Horse hockey.
Well, I already get them several times a year, so I guess I don’t have to give a whit about global warming....